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Gibberish things that Melissa would say.
Any gibberish that Melissa says that's kinda sort of or almost English. .
Gibberish things that Melissa would say.
Any gibberish that Melissa says that's kinda sort of or almost English. .
There's one of those MELISSAISMS again.
by RonP March 8, 2023
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She's my Melissa and she's the love of my life forever
by MelissasBoyfriend June 15, 2023
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*Girl: "Hey do you know who can help me with my project?"*
*Boy: "Yeah, Melissa will definitely help you."*
*Boy: "Yeah, Melissa will definitely help you."*
by Mel_lissa:) December 11, 2023
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First off, it's a conspiracy theory. People like to make this stupid shit to either piss people off or have their family members off. There's usually hardly any evidence to back those theories.
Second, it's...Avril Lavigne. I feel like there should be a "need I say more" slapped in here, but I don't think that fits the case.
First off, it's a conspiracy theory. People like to make this stupid shit to either piss people off or have their family members off. There's usually hardly any evidence to back those theories.
Second, it's...Avril Lavigne. I feel like there should be a "need I say more" slapped in here, but I don't think that fits the case.
Melissa Vandella is supposed to be some body double of Avril Lavigne, but that's probably just as silly as the "Paul is dead" urban legend
Wait, how is it silly if it claims Avril killed herself?
...
FUCK.
Wait, how is it silly if it claims Avril killed herself?
...
FUCK.
by 7568ino December 4, 2023
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She is such a beautiful stunning and gorgeous woman. She is such an amazing actor and person 🫶🏼
She is such a beautiful stunning and gorgeous woman. She is such an amazing actor and person 🫶🏼
Person 1: do you know who Melissa O’Neil is
Person 2: wait who even is that
Person 1: what planet are you living on
Person 2: wait who even is that
Person 1: what planet are you living on
by Rookiefan February 23, 2024
Get the Melissa O’Neil mug.First loose defined in the 1300's by a monkey trainer and street sweeper, a "melissa" is a storm of animal feces commonly seen during a primal dispute over territory in a swampy or mountainous geography. Hey Melissa could be known by any local indigenous tribes that may live close enough to gorillas, orangutans, monkeys, shrews, sloths, visious panda bears, and extremely rarely young brown bears.
Today, a food fight in a cafeteria or picnic area would symbolize or closely resemble a "melissa" only with lots of animal feces and smeared poop squishing and plopping onto other animals or walls, ceilings, floors, solid objects thicker than paper, and would have animal poop stick to it.
It was a very nasty scene with complete packs of animals from all parts of the land.
Only several days after the violent "melissas" of shit months of mating would occur interspecies and between species.
"Melissas" are not televised, written about or researched on because it would exceed the violence and smut ratings of all global video programming.
Next time you're in a restaurant be nice to your friends and avoid a "melissa".
Today, a food fight in a cafeteria or picnic area would symbolize or closely resemble a "melissa" only with lots of animal feces and smeared poop squishing and plopping onto other animals or walls, ceilings, floors, solid objects thicker than paper, and would have animal poop stick to it.
It was a very nasty scene with complete packs of animals from all parts of the land.
Only several days after the violent "melissas" of shit months of mating would occur interspecies and between species.
"Melissas" are not televised, written about or researched on because it would exceed the violence and smut ratings of all global video programming.
Next time you're in a restaurant be nice to your friends and avoid a "melissa".
by Jugotta8 March 22, 2024
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