melon felon

a melon felon is a black person often a slave who ate melons and fried chicken therefore melon felon.

haha what a stupid melon felon eating that melon.

by melon felonater. September 7, 2025

melon

someone who is being stupid and brainless

you absolute melon

by Jqsper March 13, 2024

stupid ass melon

another term for cocomelon

guy 1: have you herd of cocomelon
guy 2: oh yeah that stupid ass melon

by fuckcoco69420suckmycock February 24, 2021

Melon Bumrush

The action of baiting trees with melons. Hiding with your colleagues until fruit bats visit the melons, then rushing in as a group to grab as many bats as possible.... A melon bumrush

Ugh I can't catch anymore bats, shall we change tact and go for a melon bumrush?

by Mademat91 March 16, 2025

Doggo Melon

A dog who has a watermelon on his head sometimes used for memes

Oh look a doggo melon!
This doggo melon is so sus

by Abby sus March 7, 2022

Rusty Melon

When you're having sex with a woman and you put a clown horn butt plug into her butt so it honks with the rhythm as you have sex.

My wife loves a rusty melon

by Gator_4 December 6, 2024

Royal melon

Oh my God clones fight royal melon would be a clone and pair is not a clone. Oh my god oh my god oh my God basically to YouTube shorts are you ARG are you got clothing for

I got cloned by Royal melon

by Micah crazy October 8, 2023