Melon

A very sweet, wholesome, and adorable person

Goodnight my melon

by p_m_k_nn_2911 August 13, 2021

G’d your melon

Phrase used when you trick someone into believing a lie. Sorta like saying SIKE bitch

Him: I really see myself marrying you...

Her: Awww baby, you’re serious???

Him: HA! HA! G’d your melon dumb ass!!!!

by Melly Rich June 5, 2021

Melon

Someone who is dumb or stupid

You absolute melon Timothy

by Crumpfartmaster June 8, 2021

African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.

Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!

by GoingGutless June 8, 2021

Melon Syndrome

Someone who is addicted to melons

Person 1: "I have melon syndrome"
Person 2: "For real! Watermelons are just so good."

by PilotJay95 April 25, 2022

Japanese melons

tities,tities, tities!

my Japanese melons

by yourgrobert May 12, 2022

Melon

A very fat large over sized women

Oh look here comes melon

She shakes the whole school!!

by Poopey November 3, 2022