When your name is Jared and you proceed to engage in sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature. Then the mushed up guts and semen is poured into a cup and consumed.
by Bonersarefun March 30, 2024
Get the melon saucemug. When she has a perfect pair of chesticles.
by rtp2017 June 11, 2019
Get the ripe melonsmug. a melon felon is a black person often a slave who ate melons and fried chicken therefore melon felon.
by melon felonater. September 7, 2025
Get the melon felonmug. 
The comically wrong way to pronounce the word marshmallow. A common prank to pull on Vulcans curious about human behavior relating to camping.
When Kirk, Spock and McCoy go camping, Spock takes out a small electronic device similar to a thermos. When Kirk asks Spock what he is doing, Spock replies "I'm preparing to toast a Marsh-melon." further explaining that he was trying out the customs of camping out that he consulted through the Enterprise-A's computer. To which McCoy laughs. Little did Spock know, McCoy programmed the ship's computer to change the name Marshmallow to Marsh-Melon as part of a practical joke.
by STFilmmaker April 12, 2019
Get the Marsh-Melonmug. by fuckcoco69420suckmycock February 24, 2021
Get the stupid ass melonmug. by Bushmush07 September 20, 2020
Get the Melonmug.