going to market

During sexual intercourse, inserting your big toe into your partner's rear entryway.

I tried going to market, but she kicked me out of bed - didn't even give me a kleenex to clean up after.

by thePooplord February 15, 2014

market terrorist

A market terrorist is a term used to describe an individual or group who intentionally tries to manipulate the stock market for their own gain by spreading false or misleading information, or by taking other actions that are designed to create fear or uncertainty among investors. This could include things like hacking into stock trading systems, issuing fake press releases, or using other tactics to manipulate stock prices. Market terrorists often operate with the aim of causing significant financial losses for other investors, in order to benefit from the resulting market chaos.

Yo, Citadel is a fucking market terrorist

by Lavi Tozlov December 14, 2022

Boar Market

When you really need money to fund your divorce one hoes, and the market moves against you right when you need it…

Man, I’m getting divorced and could really use the money. Dang Boar Market moved against me…

by Camjohn1 November 2, 2022

Brown market

Like the black market but just for toilet paper

I made $1000 selling this 4-pack of Charmin on the brown market

by Social distancing April 6, 2020

Mindset Marketing

The act of actively working on your thoughts and putting them in a more pleasing state. 'Positive Thinking' could be seen as a kind of mindset marketing.

This whole self development movement does nothing but pseudo mindset marketing.
It took quite some mindset marketing to be actually okay with that break up.

by MauriceEtoile October 30, 2020

job market

A fictitious term invented by Corporate America to make people think that they actually have a chance at getting a job. Nowadays its harder than hell to get a job because none of these stupid ass recruiters takes anybody seriously when anyone applies. They use AI to filter out resumes which makes it even harder for a resume to by seen by aforementioned stupid ass recruiters. These motherfuckers come up with more reasons to not hire anybody than to actually hire anybody! What's the point in calling it a "market" if there's hardly any way in receiving the actual "product" a job? Sounds more like a lottery than a "market". Fucking ridiculous!

Hey, everyone keeps talking about this job market but I still can't get a job because I keep getting ghosted by "recruiters". Why call it a job market if I can't get a job?

by fedup job seeker August 16, 2025

market power

Fuck off

You wanna know what market power means fuck off.

by Zcraaay February 22, 2018