HALF Man, HALF Bear and HALF Pig. (MBP)
ManBearPig is a mamal created by Al Gore the last American Vice President. MBP is explained as the "single biggest threat to our planet." MBP is known as the creature that "roams the earth alone." People suggest that MBP is not real, but Al Gore says "MBP is very real and I'm serial." MBP has large hooves where humans feet should be. Al Gore believes to have spotted MBP in a tourist attraction known as "Cave of the Winds" Located in South Park, Colorado. MBP dropings are similar to pig droppings...but more manbear like. MBP also smells like salfur of salmon like odors.
ManBearPig is a mamal created by Al Gore the last American Vice President. MBP is explained as the "single biggest threat to our planet." MBP is known as the creature that "roams the earth alone." People suggest that MBP is not real, but Al Gore says "MBP is very real and I'm serial." MBP has large hooves where humans feet should be. Al Gore believes to have spotted MBP in a tourist attraction known as "Cave of the Winds" Located in South Park, Colorado. MBP dropings are similar to pig droppings...but more manbear like. MBP also smells like salfur of salmon like odors.
by Ben Caruso October 11, 2007
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