ˈmä-dē ˌskit-sō-ˈfrē-nē-ə (noun):
A rare yet strangely common psychological condition where the afflicted individual, often while deep in spiritual overdrive or post-YouTube rabbit hole, becomes absolutely convinced that they are the long-awaited Mahdi — the chosen one who will bring justice, destroy the Dajjal, and probably fix your Wi-Fi too.
A rare yet strangely common psychological condition where the afflicted individual, often while deep in spiritual overdrive or post-YouTube rabbit hole, becomes absolutely convinced that they are the long-awaited Mahdi — the chosen one who will bring justice, destroy the Dajjal, and probably fix your Wi-Fi too.
"Bro, I thought he was chill until he said he’s the Mahdi and started rearranging the furniture for prayer angles. Classic Mahdi Schizophrenia."
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Get the Mahilet mug.A person who is terrible at card games espcially bs, mistreats rats giving them cancer, and sucks at roblox. She also always leaches off other ppls food.
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Get the Mahi mug.Sanskrit for “glory”; in my life, the calm astonishment, clear mind with kind mischief, who can turn a countertop into a small seminar on how hope gets cultured. Before stealing the last spoon of tiramisu, she makes delicious chai, fried rice, tofu, and every nanosecond memorable. In green she’s composed thunder, in orange she’s first light, and in every other color she’s the reason the color exists. Mahima's a rumored keeper of a gentle pet elephant, a capybara that slays, an angy octopus, and whatever other creature decides it belongs to her. She is very much in love with one David, whom she keeps upgrading from fine to fluent, on purpose and with care.
The elephant never forgot, the capybara posed, the octopus finally unclenched; I fell again—Mahima.
Sunrise tries its best, but Mahima still gets the credit.
Jealousy is just strangers realizing I get to say ‘my Mahima.’
Sunrise tries its best, but Mahima still gets the credit.
Jealousy is just strangers realizing I get to say ‘my Mahima.’
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And has three kids
Faris- A flipping MAVERICK
Emran- like the biggest savage in the world
Bader- I Don't Know
And has three kids
Faris- A flipping MAVERICK
Emran- like the biggest savage in the world
Bader- I Don't Know
Kimo- Hey Yousef do you know who the owner of the biggest Arab news paper is.
Yousef- Bro everyone knows him Nezam Mahdawi he owns Watan. (www.watanserb.com ALWAYS PLUG)
Yousef- Bro everyone knows him Nezam Mahdawi he owns Watan. (www.watanserb.com ALWAYS PLUG)
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Johnny- hey do you know this kid named Faris Mahdawi
Roger- Hell yah if you don't know him that means you need to go get a life
Roger- Hell yah if you don't know him that means you need to go get a life
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