Magherafelt

Also magherafel-met. A small crappy town in the middle of northen ireland.
It had a cinema but after titanic it went out of business (i dont know if that is related).
It does have a pub called the opera, which Dave Pearce sometimes DJ's at.
And Chris Eubank has been spotted in Doormans.

He's black.

I hate Magherafelt. it takes the big one. sideways. italics are cool.

by IrishDudeNotInIreland May 7, 2005

Whore Magnet

This is the definition of a very elderly wealthy man who is very close to death and is an easy target for a "money slut" or any other female who is only concerned with his finances. These old fellows are not embarresed by the obvious fact that their new partner is a whore and is wishing him dead so she can get his money. He is infact just happy to have some sexual contact in his twilight years.

Maria: It's a shame Albert is getting used by that little tramp Tracey, she is 29 and he is 80, do you think he knows that she is only interested in his money?
Sally: Of Course he does!! But when he is sucking her tits like a new born baby, I doubt he really cares. Good luck to him, he will be dead soon so let him enjoy what he has left!
Maria: Yeah, you are right, but that old "whore magnet" should have a little more respect for his wife. She told me she can't sleep at night with all the screaming coming from Tracey and Albert.
Sally: Maybe she should move into the room next door?

by Paul Fleming July 30, 2006

Rape Magnet

1) A person who's so out of touch with reality that the only cure for them is a hard raping.

2) Someone who drives you so crazy that you want to rape them (or watch them get raped) just to get them to STFU.

3) See Sarah Palin, a person who deserves to be raped.

The Tea Party is going to be in town, and the rape magnet will be giving a speech as well.

by Nunuv Yabizness October 21, 2010

Magery

Magery is the skill that allows you to cast spells from your spellbook with mana and magical reagents.

Dude, I've been practicing magery. Watch me cast this spell!

by Ser James August 14, 2011

idiot magnet

My blonde hair, blue eyes and banging body always ends up attracting idiots.

Time to wear a hoodie, I just need to cover my idiot magnet!

by NAL December 1, 2013

chick-magnet

n.
That which attracts birds as though with magical magnetic powers.

Mike is a total chick-magnet.

by hydroponics May 28, 2003

Clark magnet high school

Clark Magnet High School is essentially a gay school for nerds, even though everyone gets accepted. At Clark Magnet Gay School, you will find bangers going into the bathroom every 5 seconds to satisfy their nicotine addictions. It is 98% Armenian, and the other 2% is hispanics and white ppl that actually try. There’s rarely any fights cuz everyones gay and no one wants to get expelled, but theres way too much drama. It’s overpopulated with snakes, hoes, and players. The gay dress code there is even worse. Hoes cut their polos and players sag their slacks. Nobody can ever go out, because of the amount of hw they give. Since its mostly armenian, all you will see people wearing is air forces, yeezys, PROCLUBS, and vans.

-What school u go to?

Clark magnet high school
-😂🤓😂🤓😂🤓😂

by stoppidd October 24, 2019