Maser

Maserknicks is Meant for Taylor bodo he loves her personality

maser loves Taylor. Mason: “Taylor has a great personality”
Another guy: “yeah get with that bitch”

by Osterhoudt May 7, 2019

mesera

A charming girl whom everyone adores happy to go always hungry and very much enthusiastic want to be brave but is literally a scared kitten but loves the ones close to her with her life she will Seem to be awkward and weird first but eventually will be fantastic

Bff 1 : mesera should be goddess

Bff2: of what ?
Bff3:of eating

by Happy shappy June 1, 2019

Misery Loves Cumpoony

So you’re having a bad day. What better way to improve the day than to play a joke on someone and make them miserable too? This gag starts by dropping a steamy snickers along with a cream pie in the punch bowl and then dropping an object of importance right next to the toilet. You must now come up with an excuse to make someone else retrieve the item (eg: I threw out my back last night bc Bill Cosby pounded my spinky so good. Could you please help me?). If timed correctly, when the poor lad goes to pick up the item, the toilet will auto flush and the creamy mudpie will splatter onto his face like a child trying to eat a cream filled donut.

Tyrant: Dude I took the kids swimming yesterday. It was a nice day.

Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.

Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.

by Stoney69 August 29, 2019

moserology

The University Studies that focus on the Study of "Lil Moser". There are Moserology courses offered by Oxford, Cambridge, Yale and Imperial for the brightest of the aspiring moserologers. When you are done with your diploma or phD the world is basically yours as you can basically do any job that pays more than 100k a year and you will have millions of bitches on your cock 24/7 because of the unlimited amount of clout you have for being a moserologer.

Example 1-
John: Damn how does Jacob have so much money and so many girls on his dick at the young age of 24?
Fred: He just graduated from Moserology, he's a lucky guy

Example 2-
Donny: Whats up bitch wanna fuck me?
Felicia: What the fuck ew fuck off creep
Donny: How dare you speak to a moserologer like that?!
Felicia: Oh my god you're a moserologer??? sksksksk i'm so sorry and I oop-

by DantoskiGaming September 9, 2019

Miserablenessness

What sanaya is A SAD PIECE OF DICK

“Why are laughing at my miserablenessness

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by Mydickandpussyitch December 1, 2019

müber

Mother performing the unpaid role of an Uber driver.

Last weekend I was just a müber for the kids.

by LinguisticJuno December 3, 2019

Moser

A term used to describe that friend who financially rides on the coattails of his pals. This individual has no shame with letting his friends pay all the rounds nor does he feel any remorse afterwards. This long term behavior may lead to alienation, divorce, banishment from the friend circle, extreme judgement, and overall negative outlook by others

I went out Larry last night and he was being such a moser... didn’t offer to pay one round

by Pickle Face July 17, 2020