Monday, Wednesday, Friday

a musical moshpit of pure awesomeness

Straight out of Montgomery Texas

Monday, Wednesday, Friday

by Knoxford April 29, 2009

man crush monday

A day made up by closeted gay men who aren't ready to fully come out, but are also incapable of masking their homoerotic desires for more than 6 days a week.

Oh my gawd, you have you seen that dude's body? I totally beat off to him today -- no homo, though, because it's man crush Monday!

by freudmacgyver December 3, 2013

monkey monday's

Monkey Monday's is the start of the week where women post or share selfies of their vaginas online all day Monday for ratings.

Karen is always post videos on Pornhub and Xvideos of her masturbating with cucumber on Monkey Monday's

by WNN4169 June 22, 2020

Brown trouser Monday

The anxiety and pressure one feels before beginning work or at work on the Monday back after a holiday or weekend. This could be at school or in the workplace.

Joe: did you get that work in?

Paul: no, I had a “brown trouser Monday”

by DingleDog August 4, 2020

Mommy Milkers Monday

A day where people celebrate Mommy Milkers
Typically used to describe a day of the week

“Hey what day is it?”
“It’s Mommy Milkers Monday.”

by BerriBugs November 23, 2022

national monday day

I made national monday day because i wanted to

its national monday day

by monday master February 8, 2021

Monday, November 11th

Today is the day when you kiss your boyfriend! Go out there and do it! Especially if his name starts with R.

Girlfriend: Do you know what day it is?

Boyfriend: no why

Girlfriend: It’s Monday, November 11th! 😉😏

Boyfriend: omg I love you!

by I<3R4ever November 5, 2019