new york minute

A very short period of time; within a blink or a heartbeat. Originates from the legendary fast pace of life in New York.

I can beat that score in a new york minute.

by progamer124 December 6, 2003

One minute

The response given by a teen to a parent, without regard to any actual measure of time.

Father: Put that iPhone down right now and come let the dog out.
Lexi: One minute.

by jp19610 August 12, 2017

5-minute crush

A girl who you think about when you whack off but don't actually have the balls to talk to.

Ex 1. Man I wish I wasn't a pussy and I could talk to katie, but for now she is my 5-minute crush.

Ex 2.

Guy 1: "Man I totally had a 5-minute crush on that girl last night."
Guy 2: "Go talk to her, man."
Guy 1: "Nah I don't have the balls, besides, it's weird now."

by Niggity Nig May 15, 2010

2 minute noodles

Staple diet of living-alone-for-a-while bachelors.

Newlywed woman: So what do you think of my cooking?
Newlywed man: Beats two minute noodles.

by mohawk March 5, 2005

nigga minute

The questionable nigga minute stems from its uncertainty of when a given thing will be completed. Not to be confused with the normal minute (60 seconds), the nigga minute has no confirmed time frame.

Bob asked when Jamal was going to pay the rent. For which Jamal replied, "That's gonna take about nigga minute".

by rizzou19 February 10, 2010

new york minute

1. taken from the general belief that everything in new york moves faster than the rest of the world, hence a new york minute is more like a split second
2. a split second
3. a quick moment

i'll get this job done in a new york minute.

by Michael Ray-Von December 6, 2003

fat ass minute

A minute that feels or seems to be taking an extended amount of time. Someone/something that is taking longer than usual.

Damn, my noodles be takin' a fat ass minute.

What Jermaine be doin' in there? He been takin' a fat ass minute!

5 minute delivery my ass, this pizza delivery is takin' a fat ass minute.

by Dani2yung December 10, 2014