Twitter MILF

In the Twitterverse, the Twitter MILF is the modern day woman who can do it all. She can impart her wisdom in less than 140 characters, enthrall with her beauty in a 73 pixel avatar, and raise children! Indeed, she is a Twitter Mother I'd Like to Follow...

Did you see Britney Spears' tweet about going on tour with her kids? She's Twitter MILF!

by Gee Why March 02, 2009

milf pond

A congregation of milfs around a body of water on a hot day. Usually a weekday.

Wow, that beach swim at lunchtime was awesome. It was like a milf pond out there.

by Anders Raoul February 06, 2009

Malted MILF

35+ Hot mom who enjoys beer by the 12 pack.

Joey's mom is back from the Quick Stop with a 12 pack... She's such a Malted MILF.

by retodd110 July 16, 2008

Expired MILF

A once hot "mother I'd like to fuck" who is now left to fight against the ravages of time.

From behind that 45 year old women appeared to have some shelf life, but when I saw her face, I realized she was an expired MILF.

by Merkin Donor2 February 08, 2008

Milf crush

When a middle-aged woman finds herself inappropriately enamoured with someone half her age.

Sweetie, I think I'm having a bit of a Tegan and Sara/Chace Crawford Milf crush.

by Kiki Salon April 11, 2009

MILF Island

Fantasy Island where 13 year-old boys are accosted and milfellated under palm trees on the beach by fit, horny 30-something moms.

A reality TV show planned on 30 Rock.

Man, I've been working hard for the last year. I need a one-way ticket to MILF Island.

by carbonatedcsf August 03, 2009

Milf Milker

An ass hole friend; who you walk in on milking your mom.

The milf milker milked Kayla duPont last weekend; she has huge tits!

by Mike & Jack May 05, 2006