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mexican eggplant

An alternative to intercourse. A man buries (i.e. plants) his huevos into a vaginal canal and screams “¡arrrrrrriba!” to perform the Mexican Eggplant. Traditionally, one uses the pogo stick 69 position, continuously thrusting the scrotum into the vaginal canal whilst bouncing in a fluid, methodical, and hypnotizing “scissoring motion.“

An anal, also referred to as the wrong hole, variation exists that is known as “La berenjena negra;” the variation is rumored to have originated in Jamaica and brought to Mexico in the late 1970s, but has remained largely obscure.
My brother Jorgé told me how he performed a Mexican Eggplant on my mom. I stopped hearing the bedsprings for a minute, and suddenly “¡arrrrrriba!” rang out through the house. I had to stop masturbating it was so loud.
by Souvi January 13, 2020
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Birthday Mexican

Slang for a sloppy blow job in a car
Joey: "Everything is closed down due to COVID-19... But I could really go for some Birthday Mexican"

*Rebecca proceeds to slurp Joey's shaft loudly and sloppily, not unlike the process of eating Mexican food*
by SaggyBobSaget69 April 12, 2020
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Mexican Mom

A mom who is full on Mexican, works taking care of an old lady, likes to dance Juana the Cubana. Can be a bitch almost all the damn time and can't hear you when she calls you to her room. Just call her a Mexican Karen. Plus her prized possession is a Chancla
I have a Mexican Mom that won't leave me alone
by Random glitchy ace June 18, 2020
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Mexican Bukkake

It’s what you would call someone who treats the roof of their mouth with all the variety of hot cheeto chips, a gansito, and a nesquik in that order
Damn bro Erick had a Mexican Bukkake attack his throat
by Eagle of Suger June 18, 2021
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Mexican circles

N. Another name for GHB, commonly known as the date rape pill.
Ohio football coach Frank Solich loves Mexican Circles
by Luke M. October 30, 2006
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Mexican Camcorder

Amigo, your Youtube Video looks like crap because you used your Mexican Camcorder.
by Pedro L. January 11, 2008
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Mexican Divorce

Leaving your wife's head on the side of the road.
Juanita wouldn't shut her fat face so i just got a mexican divorce.
by alejandro1182 October 11, 2011
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