The Maastrichtse cheese market is a sexual technique where two men (or any other genders that have penile genitalia) touch penis tips, where preferably their foreskins touch like a Chinese finger trap. Their dickcheese will then be allowed to transfer from one person to the other, accomplishing a "cheese trade" as they do in the Dutch cheese market in Maastricht, The Netherlands.
Yesterday evening, me and my boyfriend tried the Maastrichtse cheese market. My penis got infected the day after.
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Boyfriend: "shall we go upstairs and you can visit the cheese market?
Girlfirend: Yes lets!
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