fudgy logic

Starting with a conclusion first, fudgy logic is the process of using faulty and sometimes made up assumptions, reasoning and justifications, to arrive at the said foregone conclusion.

Similar to circular reasoning, except the in-between steps are faulty or fudged up.

1. Joe insists that 1+1=10 because he does arithmethic in binary, and therefore through fudgy logic deduction, no other number-base should exist.

2. Despite all evidence to the contrary, Dubya attacked Iraq anyway, using dubious justifications; a classic application of fudgy logic.

by walski69 September 7, 2008

Blonde LOGiC

1) The process going on inside a "blondes" brain when creating anything similar to, or resembling thoughts.

2) When a person thinks that their way of reasoning actually will make sense to anyone else too.

1) blip, bleep, blip-blip, bleep, blip-di-blip, bleep...

2) Jane was trying to explain her idea to Tom, but it all sounded like blonde logic to him.

by GODEViL July 31, 2011

binary logic

A system of arriving at a yes or no decision, based on a series of yes/no or on/off choices.

Binary logic asserts that yes, it is time for you to return to the land of Fyad.

by Magic1 July 11, 2006

logical sense

When someone says a offensive word or a metaphor at you that offensive too and you use it as a retarded comeback.

Tom: "Hey Tim, your a freakin dumass!"

Tim: "Oh sure! I look like a ASS with legs and is dumb do I!?! And I'm a freak because of that."

Tom: "Just shut up."

Tim: "Your just mad I know what logical sense is!"

by ogtg123 January 8, 2011

Swiss Logic

An indirect reference to the catastrophes that occur as a result of Mike Schweitser's speaking.

When Mike speaks, buildings fall and worlds end, unable to cope with the utter stupidity and incoherance.

by Xeno May 1, 2003

Q-Logic

Adherents of Q-Anon find facts to fit their narrative and then ascribe their predictions as the cause.

Practitioners of such superior logic are deemed Q-Logicians.

Q-Logic by brilliant Q-Logicians
Q made reference to precipitation in an internet chatroom. It rained two weeks later.
Q predicted and or perhaps even caused the rain itself.
KAG.

by As is Written, So it Well Is March 23, 2020

too logical

A useful response for getting out of a situation where someone mentions something obvious you hadn't thought of.

Mike: Come on bro, just pick one. Hawaiian or Supreme. It's not hard. They're waiting for our order.
Ryan: Why don't we just buy two medium pizzas and get both?
Mike: ... too logical, mate.

by c-drinkwater December 10, 2011