The Logan Effect

The Logan effect is a common acuring phenomenon where a kid can not hear him/herself over the sound of their $100 earphones. Therefore, the sound they create is unheard by them but clearly heard by other people, causing people to become annoyed and frusterated. Despite multiple attempts to tell the person to, “shut the fuck up” the invidual will still maintain a loud voice. But, those suffering become annoyed when other people raise their voice beyond what their earphones block out.

Guy 1 - Omg Terry Shut the FUCK up and stop screaming!

Guy 2 - WHAT WAS THAT!?! I CANT HEAR YOU OVER MY GAME OF OSU

Guy 1 - Omg he has the Logan Effect

by Fraser18 June 16, 2018

Café Logan

Covid free zone

Covid does not exist in Café Logan!!!

by Gnome Empire March 1, 2022

Pullin a Logan

Telling someone u have had sex when it isn't true.

JAck said he lost his virginity last night!!!

don't listen to him he's probably pullin a logan

by lll3galHerb July 31, 2011

Stretched-Out Logan

If you take Logan and pull his legs, arms, and head to the point of maximum stretchiness.

Shiggy: YOOO! Is that stretched-out Logan in the Hall?
Radec: Yeah! He looks just like regular-sized Logan, just stretched out!

by Jcalks5 May 1, 2019

The Best Logan

This is a term given to someone who can hide in plain site, or just the worst possible-dead giveaway place, and still not be seen.

Who will win "The Best Logan" Award.

by Randonarchy April 3, 2021

Pulling a Logan

Getting a handjob while literally the entire school is around you.

See that dude over there. He is pulling a Logan.

by Ballsquisher May 19, 2022

Lincoln Logging

The act of sitting on a woman's twat and taking a long, stiff, preferably brown stool directly into her vagina until she orgasms.

Timmy: I just gave my girlfriend a lincoln logging last night

Robert: Her vagina probably smells like shit!

by theallknowingnostradamus March 12, 2011