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Lemon Licking Faggot

Scumball who likes to touch himself to hentai and shit, and thinks anime is cool. Generally references pencil neck movies like Star wars, Cartoon shows, and video games.
Eddie Berkeyheiser is such a Lemon licking faggot, dosen"t even know how to throw a football.
by Betterthenyourmomsass December 14, 2016
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Coop be looking like its pouting

Hey your coop be looking like its pouting!
by Gillyweed June 1, 2011
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Why are you looking at this?

When your friends catch you with downloaded ginger midget porn on your computer.
Person 1: Pardon me kind sir, would you be as kind as to allow me to use your computer? My laptop crashed a couple days ago and I need to watch my daily dose of porn.

Person 2: Uh...Yeah... Just don't click on the folder that says Private Porn.

Person 1: As you command, my good man. (instantly clicks on Private Porn folder) (clicks on the video file)

Person 1: OMGWTFBBQ THE HELL IS THIS BRO HOLY FUCKBERRIES THIS IS FUCKING WEIRD WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS? FUCK THIS STUFF SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.

Person 2: Aw crap... Well... At least now I can go define this on urbandictionary now.

Person 1: SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.
by FondleMyDongle June 30, 2015
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Your not licking my balls

its a phrase you say when somebody is joking with you
man 1 " i just saw elvis "
Man 2 " your not licking my balls are you ?
by the man 789 February 18, 2009
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Tip-Licking

To suck a penis only at its very tip. Considered a very shitty form of a blowjob.
"Sarah is not a very good sexual performer and has been called a tip-licking hoe by her various partners."
by Phillippe March 11, 2008
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Ass Licking Shit Goblin

A nasty ugly bastard who likes to lick peoples assholes.
Tom, who is ugly as a fucking goblin, paid for a prostitute so he can lick her ass hence the term Ass Licking Shit Goblin
by ms17686 February 11, 2012
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