smile-smile situation

A situation in which two people both find themselves smiling at something said from one to the other.

Similar to a win-win situation.

Girl: You're cute
Boy: No you're cute
Girl: ahh that made me smile
Boy: that made me smile too
Girl: looks like we found ourselves in a smile-smile situation

by maeee. April 13, 2011

ryan’s sleeping situation

Ryan sleeps in his nut. He nuts in his pants and then passes out. Ryan thinks this is fine because he showers in the morning. It’s not.

Ryan: hey want to hear about Ryan’s sleeping situation.
Dylan: ew no I know you sleep in your nut. Also why did you refer to it in the third person dumbass.

by Skeet from Jimmy Nutron February 26, 2019

Sticky Situation

The act of splooging on one's homosexual partner's abs.
This usually results in the receiver's abs or "situation" to become sticky, hence the name.

(Both participants must be North Jersey Italian)

John: Did you hear about Vinny?

Mike: Nah, bro what happened?

John: Paulie gave him a Sticky Situation.

Mike: Gross! I always knew those kids were fags.

by Kryptochroniconylite, nigga! December 24, 2010

Situationship

Another word someone who's pretending to be your friend thinks to call knowing you. Its real simple, a friendship is a friendship, and anything else is not a friendship, it's something else.

There are no frienemies, there is no such thing as a situationship. These are words made by people who want to get their enemies to be friendly to them, as one more side to play of many.

by Solid Mantis July 17, 2019

Litigation jihad

The act of terror fronts like Hamas-linked CAIR to try and intimidate people into giving in using friviolous lawsuits.

My neighbor was almost a victim of litigation jihad.

by StoogeWatcher January 15, 2013

Ghetto situations

Typical circumstances in the 'hood, such as a prevention of a small service due to a late fee.

Another definition is a dramatic situation that's uncommon, but it happens in the 'hood. For example, being late to a late shift due to a shooting.

Person 1: Ay, hit me up.
Person 2: Ghetto situations; Expecting my check, plus my phone bill is about $200.00, mang. Add me on the space, though.

Boss: What makes you late today? An emergency? However, I received your call, so you're excused.
Employee: It was a ghetto situation. On my way to work, there were sirens everywhere after a shooting. It was due to an argument over some loaded dice.

by Ghetto Mastermind May 1, 2008

situational goddess

Similar to work hot, someone who is not really that attractive but because of where they are or who they are surrounded by appears hot. This often leads to her receiving undeserved and unprecedented attention and men doing foolish things like sleeping with her.

I need to dump Sandra. I met her in the Faculty of Engineering and wrongly thought she was hot. I brought her to a frat party and realized she was actually kinda ugly. Turns out Sandra was only a situational goddess: she only looks good when surrounded by ugly people.

by ebbets September 3, 2007