Crease Lightning

When you are wearing a shirt with bulk creases but you don't care because you are an OG who has zero care for social norms, unless your girlfriend is coming over.

Person 1 - Honor is coming around, don’t you dare say anything about my shirt. I know its creased.

Moments later - Girlfriend arrives...

Girlfriend - "Hey what have you guys been doing?"

Person 2- "Not much, hanging on the couch with crease lightning over here"

Crease Lightning by Buzz Kant November 18, 2025

north american lightning rod 

go to an open field and strip yourself naked. lay in the grass and wait until your penis gets hard. then you place a piece of metal on/near your balls ( have your nuts at least touching the metal) when a thunderstorm comes be prepared

dude, wanna go to the school's field and get a north american lightning rod?

north american lightning rod by CmTx P33p3RM4N June 13, 2009

Ride the Lightning

An activity for those who bother you, ruin your day, or make life harder than it should be.

All those naggers can ride the lightning baby!!!

Ride the Lightning by yoitsjoe July 12, 2018

Ride the lightning

Taking cocaine at the third plateau of dextromethorphan (DXM)

He's mixing mixing dxm and coke? He's really gonna ride the lightning.

Ride the lightning by Swagmoder May 27, 2022

Ride the Lightning

The act of vigorously stroking your partner's penis between two rubber balloons until his pubes stand on end before stopping and quickly sitting on the charged penis which first shocks the outer edges of the orifice before being buried deep inside.

Man 1: I finally made my girl ride the lightning last night?

Man 2: You executed her?

Man 1: No, but I executed her ass!

Ride the Lightning by RichardMuscle July 26, 2022

Ride the lightning

To get tased by a taser, especially by a cop. Past tense: Rode the lightning

The cop told me I was going to ride the lightning if I kept trying to run.

Ride the lightning by mynameajeffe August 2, 2022

Drawing Tits on Lightning McQueen 

To take the easy way out, particularly by using humor to shy away from reality or vulnerability.

“I want to create serious and introspective art, but I keep drawing tits on Lightning McQueen.”

Drawing Tits on Lightning McQueen by good egg June 27, 2024