Underboob square lego eggs

its where you fucking lay down on the side walk with your ass exposed on a really hot day and have your friends grandmother cook eggs on it and sell them at walmart, keeping them heated in an easy bake oven. It helps not to get shit on them or fart in the old women's face, because she could die from inhaling toxic gases.

Hey dude i just made $5 from making Underboob square lego eggs with sean's grandma!
dude your horrible.

by Rem yo October 4, 2010

lego

1. code for sex. see jenga
2. interlocking plastic blocks that cost a fortune.

1. "hey dude, you wanna play lego?"
"you suck at lego"
2. "i found all my old lego"

by jilldo December 28, 2003

Lego

to lego or lego up refers to anal sex,most commonly gay butt sex. Derives from interlocking qualities of lego blocks.

Brandyn is so hot, I'd lego with that fine man.

whatever tommy, I'm tired of your fagspeak.

by Lemur pie August 7, 2008

legoffism

Using a technical term without knowing its actual meaning.

Eric told me that this webpage was looking like "Unix or vi". That was a great legoffism!

by Shadow of the former tech June 17, 2003

Legbooting

Performing the action of kicking or 'booting' someone's leg. Usually done in 1920's America to smash bottles of which were inside the boots of bootleggers.

Man 1: 'Why did you kick my leg asshole?'
Man2: 'Just making sure you're not bootlegging by performing the subtle art of legbooting.'

by gazfree November 20, 2010

Lego-rage

The totally over the top and crazy reaction normally calm children have when they can't fit the Lego together perfectly, or if someone touches their Lego.

Handle Lego-rage with care for any attempt to calm the child in question will result in you being the target of the rage, no longer the Lego itself.

Bob was playing so nicely at playschool then the Lego-rage hit and chaos followed. So embarrassing as headless Lego men were thrown at the staff.

by ThatGeekyMum September 23, 2014

Lego

A singular form of the noun 'Legos.' Legos are many interlocking bricks that are used to build many things, and the only limit is your imagination! Side effects of using Legos may include pain in feet, loss of Legos, Legos being eaten by small children or animals, or creations being destroyed by careless family or friends. Do not use Legos if you are drunk or have poor vision. Always pick up every single Lego you play with, as not following this safety rule may lead to side effects listed above.

Person 1 "Dude! I can't find one of my Legos!"
Person 2 "I'll help you look... I don't see - OW! Found it."

by Kitkatz77 July 12, 2016