Stagger Lee is one bad mother fucker. His legend is eternal along with his presence (even though he was around in the 1930s). He bangs all sorts of gals, resulting in a blinding hatred from his disgruntled wife. She throws him out into the rain and the sleet, leading to him drowning his sorrows in The Bucket Of Blood.
He takes out his frustrations on the bar-tender, putting 4 holes in the cunt's head, simply because he hadn't heard tell of Stagger's exploits. He then forces Billy Dilly to suck him of before blasting a hole in his head with a shot-gun.
Stagger is basically a mad bastard, he fucks shit and people up, feels no remorse and goes home and contemplates what he did over a nice candle-lit dinner of testicles and liver. He has been known to laugh at the corpses of young children and to stab himself in the leg for light entertainment.
He takes out his frustrations on the bar-tender, putting 4 holes in the cunt's head, simply because he hadn't heard tell of Stagger's exploits. He then forces Billy Dilly to suck him of before blasting a hole in his head with a shot-gun.
Stagger is basically a mad bastard, he fucks shit and people up, feels no remorse and goes home and contemplates what he did over a nice candle-lit dinner of testicles and liver. He has been known to laugh at the corpses of young children and to stab himself in the leg for light entertainment.
1) Cardinal: "Here Matt, watch your asshole. It's common knowledge that Stagger Lee will climb over 50 pussies to get to one boy's fat asshole."
2) Stagger Lee: "Don't you know who I am? I'm the bad mother fucker called Stagger Lee"
Bar-tender: "Nah mate, never heard tell of you"
Stagger puts 4 bullets in bar-tender's head.
2) Stagger Lee: "Don't you know who I am? I'm the bad mother fucker called Stagger Lee"
Bar-tender: "Nah mate, never heard tell of you"
Stagger puts 4 bullets in bar-tender's head.
by Nick Cave August 15, 2010
Get the Stagger Leemug. "Jon Lee" can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, or interjection and can logically be used as virtually any word in a sentence ("jon lee the joning leejons."). Moreover, it is one of the only words in the English language which could be applied in the middle of a word (e.g. "Am I sexy? Absojonlee!") It hence has unlimited metaphorical meanings. The verb "to be jon lee'd" can mean "to be cheated" (e.g. "I got jonlee'd by a scam artist"), or conversely, to be sexually penetrated. As a noun "a jonlee" or "a leejon" may describe a contemptible person. The word can be used as an interjection, and its participle is sometimes used as a strong emphatic. The verb to leejon may be used transitively or intransitively, and it appears in compounds, including jon my lee, jon it up, and leejon with. In less explicit usages, jonlee or leejon with can mean to mess around, or to deal with unfairly or harshly. In a phrase such as "don't give a jonternougat", the word is the equivalent of "damn", in the sense of something having little value. In "what the leejons", it serves merely as an intensive. If something is very abnormal or annoying "this is jon'd in the lee" may be said.
All credit goes to (natejont) for the creation of this word.
This and the definition above by mhuang2286 are both correct.
All credit goes to (natejont) for the creation of this word.
This and the definition above by mhuang2286 are both correct.
Remember, jon lee is always changing and evolving. Tomorrow, it may be something different, but it's roots are still in jon lee. Here, many examples are used to convey some meaning to this leejon. However, the most important rule of use of the jon lee in everyday life is that jon lee and all it's variations can mean anything. Don't assume that it means something negative or derogatory, it could be anything.
(noun). Look at that jon lee overthere man!
(verb). I'm going to jon lee you up the butt.
(adj.). That cookie is so jon lee'd man.
(all). I'm gonna use my jon lee to jon lee you up the butt in a jon lee fashion.
(casual). Jon lee man!! Jon lee!
anything.
(noun). Look at that jon lee overthere man!
(verb). I'm going to jon lee you up the butt.
(adj.). That cookie is so jon lee'd man.
(all). I'm gonna use my jon lee to jon lee you up the butt in a jon lee fashion.
(casual). Jon lee man!! Jon lee!
anything.
by natejont February 24, 2010
Get the jon leemug. In homage to the late great Bruce Lee, stems the origin of the somewhat dated joke:
"Chuck Norris only lives by one rule: No Asian Chicks."
...Bruce Lee being the only man to have ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass.
"Chuck Norris only lives by one rule: No Asian Chicks."
...Bruce Lee being the only man to have ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass.
Whining: "But Bruce Lee only beat Chuck Norris in a movie! It wasn't real!"
Response: "Get a life, nerd."
Response: "Get a life, nerd."
by Charles B. Lee-Norris. January 6, 2008
Get the Bruce Leemug. NOUN
I. A person within whom resides the power to do away with all who oppose his will. Because he's just that awesome. Really.
ADJECTIVE
I. Better than you.
II. Slang: awesome.
I. A person within whom resides the power to do away with all who oppose his will. Because he's just that awesome. Really.
ADJECTIVE
I. Better than you.
II. Slang: awesome.
by Joshua Lee September 26, 2004
Get the Joshua Leemug. The cooler, more sophisticated version of the name "Emily", as double names are becoming more popular. It also gets the parents out of picking a real middle name.
"Yo, what's you're name?"
"Lee"
"That's your first name?"
"It's part of it. It's actually Emma Lee."
"Lee"
"That's your first name?"
"It's part of it. It's actually Emma Lee."
by starrlee February 26, 2009
Get the Emma Leemug. the name of the daughter of lead vocalist of My Chemical Romance, Gerard Way, and basist of Mindless Self Indulgence, Lyn-z's child, born May 27, The news of this child has been spread by Mikey Way on the popuar site, known as Twitter
by MyChemicalAbbey June 1, 2009
Get the Bandit Leemug. Oh that silly little boy, the one who likes to wear pink thongs outside of dorm rooms, is such an oliver lee
by Blaubum November 16, 2006
Get the oliver leemug.