If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!
*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"
by Valoch.D.M November 9, 2004
Get the puke in my lap and you get a smack in the facemug. .
by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025
Get the what you once thought was out of your reach could fall into your lap because the frequency auditor.mug. 
A classic winter tradition.
On cold winter nights it's very common for a wife or girlfriend to make a big pot of soup then give her man a lap dance after dinner.
On cold winter nights it's very common for a wife or girlfriend to make a big pot of soup then give her man a lap dance after dinner.
by Tttain285 December 9, 2020
Get the Soup and a lap dancemug. When one lady reaches down the front, and another reaches down the back and they join hand at the taint. They hold hands and it's nice ♥️
by Ashleezona April 12, 2019
Get the Vic-tory lapmug. by Flowerling April 28, 2021
Get the Lappingmug. Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.
Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.
by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023
Get the loo lap logmug.