Getting Layed

Getting Layed is best experienced during long camping trips.

Instructions:

1.While your friend is slumbering peacefully within their sleeping bag, shove their head completely inside, and close the opening.
2.Before they are awake enough to fight back, open the bag a bit, and fumigate their sleeping bag with some stank ass gas.
3.Trap them in the bag until they pass out, or start crying.

When you open the bag, it should smell like you are opening a fresh bag of Lays potato chips.

"Dude, Dave, the Boy Scout leader, just yelled that I "got layed", but all he did was fart in my sleeping bag!"

SIDE NOTE: Everyone loves getting layed. Do it to all of your friends. They may look like they are suffocating on your rank fart cloud, and about to pass out or die, but they are really having the time of their life.

by PiltDownMcMahon and Ivo March 4, 2008

Lacey middle school

People who smoke fuck and get high

Man I’m tryna go to lacey middle school and lose my virginity

by Doggy dueds 5 May 11, 2018

Lace curtain

A type of censorship exercised by feminists to suppress the publication of opposing views.

My letter to the editor about discrimination of men never made it through the lace curtain.

by Yoda-c July 15, 2018

Lacey

Lacey is a slag , who gets passed round like twos on a fag , and has a fanny that makes you want to gag

No one :

Literally not a soul:
Lacey: I'll shag for 1p

by Reeesym12421 December 21, 2019

Lacey

Pretty much explains itself. A young, bitchy, selfish want-to-be who enjoys making a fool out of herself while being completely fake. Accomplishes best being the worst friend; yet still succeeds to manipulate over people until...they realize. Always goes for older men; but getting used is totally okay in her world as long as she looks cool for the time being. Everyone loves a Lacey, not!!!!

"Ew look at Lacey over there being all fake over there with those guys!!!!!"

by PeaceLUVLaceyLOL December 25, 2009

laceybuttonpoppers

A childs cartoon series from the 60's / 70's detailing the adventures of jungle Ted and creatures known as the Laceybuttonpoppers, Given to my father by his friend who had more than likely dropped a considerable amount of acid.

Omg Ted's in a plane with the Laceybutton poppers and he's like... flying!!!

by King Mark May 17, 2004

Lace me up

Asking for certain things or trying to be apart of something

EX 1*person offers water* aye (lace me up) with a water. EX 2*person invites people to party* (lace me up) dude I'm down to go to the party

by Atthyou August 22, 2017