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Lampwick 

Lampwick was Pinocchio's misbehaving friend in the Disney film. He persuades pinocchio to go to Pleasure Island with him and after weeks of all fun with no studying or chores they turn into a pair of little donkeys!

Lampwick is a good name for someone who's acting like a complete Jackass.
'Christ, Tim is such a Lampwick!'

'I had to come outside to get away from that guy! He's such a Lampwick i'm surprised he doesn't have a tail!'
Lampwick by JayyVee August 15, 2009
Related Words
A type of apathy whereby you can not find the energy to walk to the local shop to buy sugar, but can find the energy to go out and count the amount of steps between where you live and the shop in question. This phenomenon was discovered at the University of Wales Lampeter, Where it's name derives from.
Bob: We need more sugar.
Billy: CBA
Bob: I'll go, then. How Far is the shop?
Billy: <Getting up and putting coat on> Hang on, I'll find out.
Bob:That's Lampathy for you!
Lampathy by PowellBar March 7, 2011

Soggy Lampshade 

(noun) One who is useless beyond compare. Also, they don't really brighten the situation.
Guy 1: i kinda broke your TV.
Guy 2: You can't do anything right!
Guy 1: It was a bad one anyway.
Guy 2: That doesn't make it better. You're such a soggy lampshade!

Lamplot Ownage

On a tuesday night, When one commits the act of intercourse with a friend's mother and, just before he finishes, pulls out, runs to his friend's room, and ejaculates on his eyes. In the morning, he will arise with dried crusty semen on his eyelids, preventing him from opening them. Under the assumption that he has pinkeye, he will undoubtedly use a large amount of Visene to remedy the situation.
John: Dude, I totally pulled a Lamplot Ownage last night!

Dan: Really? I think I have pinkeye.
Lamplot Ownage by ShepDaddy May 2, 2006

Frank Lampard 

The best central midfielder in the country. Plays for Chelsea FC and has a fondness for walloping the ball from 30 yards
Super, Super Frank, Super, Super Frank, Super, Super Frank, Super Frankie Lampard
Frank Lampard by Biddy February 20, 2005

amber lamps 

A mispronounced version of "ambulance" following the AC Transit bus fight.
amber lamps by precure787 April 11, 2017