Bollocks in a Knot

A phrase used to describe the stress or anger of someone else, often used to attempt to calm them down. Similar to don't get your knickers in a twist.

Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.

One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.
John: Ryan I think I've left my history homework at home...
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 14, 2019
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Double fisherman knot

When a girl is giving anal while performing a 69 with two guys both with hooked/curved dicks
Girl 1: I got into a double fisherman knot last night. It was intense!

Girl2: I always wanted to try one of those!
by Fratrat November 2, 2014
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Knotted Turd

An intestinal condition whereby one cannot shit or has an extremely difficult 12 round fight to relieve oneself of a turd.
Too much dairy can result in a knotted turd.

I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.
by Dick Onchin November 22, 2022
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Knot so caplin

Not and evil genius but rival. I noe who you where all along. To bad you have to hide what you are. I got off . still csn be friends you killer .
Your knot so caplin if you didn't keep a trinkets. A item to remember
by TherealAlyssa May 28, 2019
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Twat Knot

A man bun becomes a twat knott
Man bun...a man that has a bun on top of his head has a twat knott
by Dy Lee July 4, 2019
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Slippery knot

I had that slippery knot ready to slide right in
by Buttonhole July 9, 2016
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Bum Knots

The dermatologist has to pop my bum knots
by Pot lid June 24, 2022
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