A phrase used to describe the stress or anger of someone else, often used to attempt to calm them down. Similar to don't get your knickers in a twist.
Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.
One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.
Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.
One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.
John: Ryan I think I've left my history homework at home...
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 14, 2019

Girl 1: I got into a double fisherman knot last night. It was intense!
Girl2: I always wanted to try one of those!
Girl2: I always wanted to try one of those!
by Fratrat November 2, 2014

An intestinal condition whereby one cannot shit or has an extremely difficult 12 round fight to relieve oneself of a turd.
Too much dairy can result in a knotted turd.
I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.
I just had a knotted turd. I’m pretty sure I may have a prolapse now.
by Dick Onchin November 22, 2022

Not and evil genius but rival. I noe who you where all along. To bad you have to hide what you are. I got off . still csn be friends you killer .
by TherealAlyssa May 28, 2019

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