When the knot on your shoe is tied to the side because of sitting with your one leg bent onto the other leg in order to tie your shoe, instead of bending over.
-"Man, I was too lazy this morning to bend over and tie my shoe."
-"I can tell, you have a Side Knot."
-"I can tell, you have a Side Knot."
by jaminjason November 20, 2011
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A genuine Fuckstick you work with who thinks he knows everything but truly doesn’t, like not even close. Lacks basic experience and knowledge but tends to boast otherwise to make himself appear more valuable to a company. In truth, the Fuckstick costs the company much more than he’s worth. Simply put, a Cock Knot.
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by Evenflo October 17, 2021
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