Ken Sim (Mayor)? You mean the guy who became mayor of Vancouver, hired a bunch of cops, discussed heating a swimming pool via crypto farm, uses public city hall office as private gym? Yeah he fucking sucks.
Yeah, he probably shows up at more VPD glory holes than city council meetings.
Yeah, he probably shows up at more VPD glory holes than city council meetings.
by pooooooki July 30, 2025

Keen Ken
Is the keenest Ken around.
He never misses lectures.
He always takes notes.
He even learnt chinese to understand Dr. Mi Wang
Is the keenest Ken around.
He never misses lectures.
He always takes notes.
He even learnt chinese to understand Dr. Mi Wang
by Ken t'5th February 13, 2014

v. Originating from ken
1. A particularly odorous and semi-liquid ken that leaves the excreter feeling as if he or she has just passed a bowl of porridge.
1. A particularly odorous and semi-liquid ken that leaves the excreter feeling as if he or she has just passed a bowl of porridge.
The Daily Telegraph promised a full expose with pictures of a horror ken left by Princess Michael Of Kent in the loo of Sainsbury's.
by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

Incredible dick who promised the boys pizza but gave it to the girls instead. All after fucking the boys' mothers.
by Extreme_Honesty123 January 22, 2015

by yumyum2 May 19, 2021

The act of tucking your junk behind your legs to see in the mirror what it'd be like if you didn't have said junk,
by sphincterhole March 10, 2017
