Ken Sim (Mayor)

Widely regarded as Vancouver's No. 1 limp dick pussy.
Ken Sim (Mayor)? You mean the guy who became mayor of Vancouver, hired a bunch of cops, discussed heating a swimming pool via crypto farm, uses public city hall office as private gym? Yeah he fucking sucks.

Yeah, he probably shows up at more VPD glory holes than city council meetings.
by pooooooki July 30, 2025
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keen ken

Keen Ken
Is the keenest Ken around.
He never misses lectures.
He always takes notes.
He even learnt chinese to understand Dr. Mi Wang
Keen Ken can you sign me in for a lecture (Wilkie 2014).
by Ken t'5th February 13, 2014
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horror ken

v. Originating from ken

1. A particularly odorous and semi-liquid ken that leaves the excreter feeling as if he or she has just passed a bowl of porridge.
The Daily Telegraph promised a full expose with pictures of a horror ken left by Princess Michael Of Kent in the loo of Sainsbury's.
by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005
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Coach Ken

Incredible dick who promised the boys pizza but gave it to the girls instead. All after fucking the boys' mothers.
Coach Ken fucked up the sheriff because he was power hungry.
by Extreme_Honesty123 January 22, 2015
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Ken's dick

An insult you only say to people you hate the most.
You're such a ken's dick
by yumyum2 May 19, 2021
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Ken

Vengance
I am Ken(Vengance)
by Stuff124 August 1, 2023
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ken dolling

The act of tucking your junk behind your legs to see in the mirror what it'd be like if you didn't have said junk,
Greg is late for work again, must've spent too much time ken dolling in the bathroom this morning.
by sphincterhole March 10, 2017
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