Kitty-pup

Noun An obese cat that is bigger than the average puppy

Wow, thats quite the kitty-pup on the couch

by KronicKOW November 21, 2009

Punish the Kitty

Vigorous, thrusting penetration with an object
that looks at first to be too big, such as a well
endowed male, foreign object, or large sex
toy.

Lisa: "I'm so fucking horny right now"

Katie: (pulls out massive strap on) ‘sounds like it’s time to punish the kitty’

Lisa: "meow"

by AMFK March 17, 2022

kitty palooza

When all the felines in a household are in the same area at the same time. only occurs in a home with 6+ cats.

I was so baked last night and all of the cats came in my room, it was a mother luvin kitty palooza!

by iiTSdahlynYO August 13, 2010

cash kitty

Cash kitty is when you land a helicopter in the promised land and live like kings by assimilating the native culture. Must haves are a complete understanding of the boof assist, a track suit, a gold medallion, and a hat that says “pussy and money and weed.” You must also successfully execute a “Serbia Bad” game of chicken and successfully perform an Amish oil change. For those elite few to seize the cash kitty, you will recognize your success by the tall giant hand fucking Romanian traffic will eating a doner and defeating communism.

Scott performed a cash kitty and sent his French microphone to the heavens. Todd petted a dog and said, “that’s cool.”

by spartanEMT November 14, 2018

Kitty Cent

A White persons gangster name used in combat or fighting straight G's. Ya dig?

Yo kitty cent, was good

by Kitty cent. [Qbk] July 31, 2010

Kitty Coma

A state of deep relaxation and comfort caused by snuggling with a cat.

Alice was late for her doctor's appointment because she started cuddling with her cat and fell into a kitty coma.

by PoisonFireflies July 1, 2011

Kitty-panged

When a girl uses you for emtional support but you don't have sex with her because you respect her too much

Joe was kitty-panged by that girl Janel all last year

by berkeleyproblems May 20, 2018