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Karma doesn't cripple

The phrase is an expression used to tell someone to think of an appropriate karma instead of acting off of revenge or revengeful feelings. This was used in mid 2022 as a rebellious act against Roblox's Dinosaur Simulator scammers as to tell the community to humble them and not wipe them completely of their value, as it could've been a dangerous thing to do or promote as much as many users wanted to.
"Have you heard of our friend lately?"
"He recently got wiped of his valuables for taking another's account."
"Be sure to tell them karma doesn't cripple."
by bermudaz June 27, 2022
mugGet the Karma doesn't cripplemug.

Karma

What unloyal people get from betraying loved ones. One who takes ones kindness for weakness gets bad karma.
J lent Camron money to pay his rent. When Camron got his pay check he didn't pay J. Camron gets bad karma.

Camron goes to jail and J sleeps with Camron wife. J gets bad karma but also gets last laugh.
by XXXturboxxx916n April 19, 2018
mugGet the Karmamug.

Jesus Karma

When Christians want to comment and rely on the concept of karma but without all the Pagan underpinnings.
After Dave yelled at his children for no reason, he got a flat tire on the way to work. That's a little Jesus Karma right there.
by Jayzues July 24, 2012
mugGet the Jesus Karmamug.

Karma

A girl who begs people for money to buy brandy melville!!
Lamiah: Look there’s the poor girl who wants brandy melville.

Monya the stank breath: Oh! You mean Karma.
by bakalakamaka November 20, 2021
mugGet the Karmamug.

karma farma

Someone on a vote-based social media site, such as Reddit, that posts other people's posts and pictures to improve their karma score. Sometimes it's just resharing, but sometimes it includes doctoring or falsifying content to suit their desperate needs.
Q: Did you see that Reddit post of the newspaper clipping Lars Ulrich put in The Recycler to recruit for Metallica?

A: Oh yeah. Someone generated a fake news news article from November 30 1981, when they officially got together October 28. What a karma farma
by defenestrator-of-the-wicked August 3, 2021
mugGet the karma farmamug.

Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan yu think I should smash this apple on bams head?
Dunns Urn: …$$$$
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafuk what ur sayn ima find Bam
Knoxville: Vito, whatchya up to?

Vito: “raises arm qwith hostility apple in hand”. tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha and ruin your Clout Karma!
Knoxville: “cowers” my what? WhOa big fella I got money’s,” he says shifty eyed, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you” shifts eyes again” just in case you don’t eat it and wanna let Bam have it.
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like you’re in the temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. “Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it”
Vito’s dog: *nods* N farts..
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs crazily, Vito Pirouettes and smashes apple on Bams sideburn while templetons greatest hits begins to play on a record player near Dunns Urn. Vito’s dog begins dancing and money rains down from the lighting fixtures. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just fucking dive into shit because I’m the one asking and I have so much fucking Clout Karma.”

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
mugGet the Clout karmamug.

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