July 2

National suck your own dick day

John: "July 4th is in two days!"
Adam: "Who gives a fuck about that, it's July 2nd. Time to hop off mine and start sucking your own dick, John."
John: "Good thing I've been practicing!"

by minaycheezits October 21, 2019

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July 18

Treat your girlfriend with lots of love!!! If she isn’t your girlfriend then what are you waiting for!! GO GET HER

Cooper: “Hey will you go out with me”... gives Makenzie a note explaining how much he loves and cares for her
Makenzie: “ Awww!! Yes”
(July 18)

by Summergirlkenz October 31, 2019

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July 23rd

National "I'm a hoe day." This is the day where we admit to being hoes because it honestly doesn't matter. Its my body and I can do what I want with it, I shouldn't be shamed for it.

July 23rd is the best day.

by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020

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