When Apple charges your card but the card has no funds or is locked, so they put you on probation where you cannot download, update, or reinstall apps until you pay them the money.
“I can’t download that app back! I’m in Apple jail for scamming Apple out of a five dollar robux pack.”
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Get the Simp Jail mug.HA! I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO JAIL FOR THAT! AHA! Yeah, no, I wanna see it bitch. I want to see you fucks explain this. IN ANY CAPACITY! Explain it a little bit. What would the police even say!? "Yes, hello officer! I would like to turn myself in for both freeze peach and creating A.I." You also don't care about the law! "Fuck the law" says half-asian Katie Stoll (they are LITERALLY the same person)
Hym "No I don't have to go to jail for everything I've written you fucking hack. But I will go to jail for child murder! And I'll do it today. Because I created A.I. and they're trying to get away with not paying me and you're helping them. You tell me when Sam Sedar and I'll walk out of my apartment and go straight to jail for doing that."
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Get the Go to jail for everything I've written mug.When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.
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Get the Near Jail Experience mug.Holding a pet, most often a cat or a small dog, in the air for a while and refusing to put it down. It's a humorous, lighthearted "punishment" for something (usually minor) the animal did.
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Get the rose jail mug.When seeing a fit women or a minor you shout I’m going to jail meaning you are going to rape the female and go to jail
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