Couple laituce

Couple toxique menant à la dépendance affective malsaine et l'isolement

Brita: "Hmm, je n'ai pas vue Pierrette et Timothé-Jimothé depuis bien des lunes"
Jing : "Je sais, ils sont rendu un couple laituce"

by Ronron69swag2007 December 23, 2021

National Couples Day

July 12th is national couples day! Celebrate with your gf/bf and appreciate their presence.

“Hey babe wanna come over?”
“Why at such a random time?”
“It’s National Couples Day (July 10th)”

by Olive Oil Owl July 9, 2023

Couple Goals

Dori and Immy 🤚

"They're literal couple goals"
"They're a Dori and Immy"

by One Direction do be Thicc doe December 23, 2020

Strangle couple

An old couple who tries to block progress by forcing their children to stick to tradition

My parents are a classic strangle couple; they threatened to write me out of the will if I become an environmentalist instead following my dad into the family business.

by wingit4me February 5, 2009

A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.

"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023

Fiend couple

Henry and Lucky

Hey look it's the fiend couple haha they're probably both tripping

by Spaceboihenreh June 21, 2022

Wall Coupling

A couple that displays a large amount of public affection that tends to be disgusting. They reside in the hallways of schools generally making everyone around them want to throw up.

Wall coupling leads to pregnancy and death.

by imnotfunny May 15, 2014