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crack whacking

Exsessive masturbation. As one does when they are high off crack, coke, or any other stimulant drug.
"dude, I was so horny last night I was crack whacking it for hours!"

"Man Tommy's been in the bathroom forever."
"He's crack whacking it..."
by Minndy April 9, 2008
mugGet the crack whackingmug.

crack bush

A mighty tree in San Francisco that possesses mystical powers, it emits an irresistable crack vapor. *used mainly for drug transactions & public urination*
"The Crack Bush giveth, and he taketh away."
by LoL_What April 4, 2009
mugGet the crack bushmug.

crack cake

any type of cake that is so good that it becomes as addictive as crack, but does not contain crack, but is amazingly tasty.
So Chris made some crack cake and brought it into the lounge today, and everyone attacked him for a piece, because it was so delicious.
by scholar328161 April 25, 2010
mugGet the crack cakemug.

Crack Dragon

An ancient, contemporary, mystical, and scrawny creature that appears to be a cross between a dragon and a canine. Usually addicted to crack cocaine.
That ferocious dog which looks like a Crack Dragon! https://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Baby-Nala/134676363969
by Primo22 October 31, 2011
mugGet the Crack Dragonmug.

cat crack

The drug you blame your cats entirely random acts of insanity on
Holy crap, that cats been at the cat crack again, its climbing the walls
by blue2cv June 4, 2014
mugGet the cat crackmug.

Crack the Tubes

The act of opening cans of beer.
Bruce 3: "Crack the tubes, right!" (starts opening beer cans)
by Bruce 3 August 20, 2009
mugGet the Crack the Tubesmug.

crack fracking

Fingering someone's bum until they fart.
1. Matt crack fracked Brett last night.

2. Janet loves crack fracking. She extracted my gases last night by fracking my crack.
by broberra July 5, 2018
mugGet the crack frackingmug.

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