bean

Another term for a cigarette

"Hey, anyone wanna split a packa beans with me?"
"Hey man, can I get a bean?"

by buddyguypalfriend January 02, 2011

Steamin' the beans

Covert flatulence. Undercover gas. A secret fart.

"So there I was, having dinner at The White House, steamin' the beans."

"The party goers were curious about the smell. It was clear that someone was steamin' the beans."

"Lawrence accused Edo of steamin' the beans... for the third time that hour."

by Beat Royalty September 24, 2008

spill the beans

To give something away; to tell secret information.

I spilled the beans and told Jackie I loved her.

by Dharya9 December 05, 2003

bean yoda

bean yoda is a yoda that had too much poo that it explodes and becomes bean yoda

shaila just saw a bean yoda appear from the distance

by cervezz May 19, 2019

Mr Bean

One of the funniest characters ever.

Mr Bean is the best!

by SomeoneNew October 12, 2011

Sean Bean

A Very Rugged Man. Has been featured in such films as Flightplan, National Treasure, Lord of the Rings, and The Hitcher.

Guy #1: Who would you go gay for?
Guy #2: Sean Bean.
Guy #1: Why?
Guy #2: Because he's a very rugged man.

by Beanman January 31, 2007

bean counter

Beans are a cheap commodity, so to count them is a rather silly thing to do. A "bean counter" is one who nitpicks over small things in order to save costs. It is a derogatory term for accountants, bankers, and anyone who holds a financial interest in an endeavor.

The Saturn ION's oil filter housing is cheap plastic because bean counters decided that a metal one was too expensive.

by kevinthenerd October 03, 2006