Used to describe a traffic jam or traffic congestion due to road work, funded by the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009. This roadwork is often pointless and inefficient, but gets done anyway because the state has to fulfill a quota, otherwise it won't get equivalent funding during the next government handout cycle.
Now that exit 5 is being repaired, Joe's has to use exit 6 and go out of his way. Even though Joe's house is just three blocks past exit 5, using exit 5 would result in a 20 minute delay, thanks to the Stimulus Jam right below it.
The unexpected Stimulus Jam on I-95 resulted in crawling traffic and an extra hundreds of gallons to be burned.
The unexpected Stimulus Jam on I-95 resulted in crawling traffic and an extra hundreds of gallons to be burned.
by bpipic April 22, 2010
Get the Stimulus Jammug. The Act of discretely recieving sexual pleasure from a jacuzzi jet by placing one's genitals in front of the jet's blast.
note - it is always a good idea to have a spotter and/or a decoy, should a lifeguard become suspicious.
note - it is always a good idea to have a spotter and/or a decoy, should a lifeguard become suspicious.
"Yo last friday we wasn't gettin' no play at da club, so me and my homies rolled to the rec centre and jet jammed the fuck out dat bitch!"
"Dude, i got banned from the pool last week cause i got caught jet jamming by one of the life guards... so embarassing"
"Dude, i got banned from the pool last week cause i got caught jet jamming by one of the life guards... so embarassing"
by M-Russ November 4, 2009
Get the Jet Jammingmug. I hate it when the butt hurts the next day from getting dick jammed.
When you get dick jammed so hard the next day you have to ice your butt hole
When you get dick jammed so hard the next day you have to ice your butt hole
by Curlynanner May 23, 2018
Get the Dick Jammug. This drink is the jam-shit!
by Midnight Vixen February 21, 2009
Get the Jam-shitmug. by bobfuckupamust March 9, 2010
Get the boner jamsmug. When a male motorcyclist hits the brakes harder or more frequently than he should in order to have his female passenger thrust her womanhood into his back. Otherwise known as a cheap thrill.
The perv motorcycle rider frequently braked harder than normal in order to have get a Boob Jam from his big breasted passenger.
by Jamin-mon August 5, 2008
Get the BOOB JAMmug. a song that a guy and girl will get turned on by and will cause them to soon engage in sexual actions like the abe lincoln
by jessica+moo April 9, 2007
Get the sex jammug.