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Notification Raped

The act of going onto someones Facebook page and liking everything on their page...every video they post,every status they post,everything they comment on or like.
I got bored so i notifaction raped my friend on facebook.

"aw i dont believe!"(friend checks they're facebook page...200 notifications) "i've been notification raped!
by merickane February 19, 2011
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Brake Rape

When driving a car with a lady friend in the front seat, the act of applying the breaks suddenly so you can extend your arm to make sure they don't fall forward too much, and "accidentally" grab at their chest while trying to "protect" them from harm.
That light turned red out of no where! I had no choice to brake rape you, otherwise your head would have hot the dash! Mmmmm....boobies....
by dikfor1228 April 28, 2015
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rape satchel

To rape someone so hard in a type of competitive environment, there are only partial bodily remains left. These remains are then stored in a satchel to confirm the severity of the rapeage.
Dude! I totally laid the rape satchel on you in that last round of Black Ops!
by -Samax- December 16, 2010
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Hair Rape

When one comes up behind someones back and messes up their hair.
Dude, Jim just got hair raped!
by Mu$!cQuEen'16 October 6, 2011
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Beat Raped

When a dancer anticipates the dropping of the beat at the usual time, only to be thrown off when it drops a beat or two later.
Jack was way ahead in the World Air Guitar championships, until he got Beat Raped halfway through.
by Seamus Fitzrobert August 26, 2009
mugGet the Beat Rapedmug.

stachetory rape

an aggressive mustache ride given to an unwilling partner
Sharon accused Tom of stachetory rape after he pulled her on to his face.
by rusty bedsprings August 18, 2012
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Aural rape

When the products of sex end up in your ears, without your consent. Occurs mostly in airplanes, where crying babies (i.e. sexual product) will not let you live in peace by making the most noise per square meter possible (i.e. raping your ears).
"why is Mary staying in the hotel all the time?"
"she still hurts from the aural rape she had to endure on her way here"
"really?! how hard was it?"
"3 kids"
"we should get her flowers"
by CountZero January 1, 2014
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