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rape satchel

To rape someone so hard in a type of competitive environment, there are only partial bodily remains left. These remains are then stored in a satchel to confirm the severity of the rapeage.
Dude! I totally laid the rape satchel on you in that last round of Black Ops!
by -Samax- December 16, 2010
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Aural rape

When the products of sex end up in your ears, without your consent. Occurs mostly in airplanes, where crying babies (i.e. sexual product) will not let you live in peace by making the most noise per square meter possible (i.e. raping your ears).
"why is Mary staying in the hotel all the time?"
"she still hurts from the aural rape she had to endure on her way here"
"really?! how hard was it?"
"3 kids"
"we should get her flowers"
by CountZero January 1, 2014
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Rape pee

"Rape pee really sucks bro"
by Bigmancooch March 9, 2019
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State-Rape

State-Rape occurs when a society has a government state in or headed towards tyranny and abuses its power by making ridiculous laws, having a conversion to a police-state, unfair tax rates (higher rates for the poor, small rates for the super rich), government officials and laws influenced by special interests (usually by lobbying from big corporations and big banks), etc. and has the general public effected or targeted by the states tyranny.
1. "Joe got state-raped; He received ten years in prison for possessing a cannabis cigaret."
2. "I got state-raped by paying a higher tax rate than most, if not, all super rich people."
3. "Steve got state raped by being indefinitely detained without due process or trial for being a 'suspected terrorist' because he was peacefully protesting."
by SpetsnazMaj June 2, 2013
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Brake Rape

When driving a car with a lady friend in the front seat, the act of applying the breaks suddenly so you can extend your arm to make sure they don't fall forward too much, and "accidentally" grab at their chest while trying to "protect" them from harm.
That light turned red out of no where! I had no choice to brake rape you, otherwise your head would have hot the dash! Mmmmm....boobies....
by dikfor1228 April 28, 2015
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Beat Raped

When a dancer anticipates the dropping of the beat at the usual time, only to be thrown off when it drops a beat or two later.
Jack was way ahead in the World Air Guitar championships, until he got Beat Raped halfway through.
by Seamus Fitzrobert August 26, 2009
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raping chocolate

raping chocolate is eating your chocolate so fast you accidentally rape it in your mouth. raping chocolate is only acceptable in the privacy of your home, not in public
guy1: OMNOMNOM

guy2: Dude, stop raping your chocolate

guy1: I'm sorry for raping chocolate
by DontLaugh August 25, 2013
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