Morning Dinner is eaten between 5am and 11am, after one has woken up. Examples include: cereal, toast and pancakes. It is more commonly referred to as "Breakfast".
Person one: do you want some pancakes for morning dinner?
Person two: hell no! its 1pm, time for lunch!
Person two: hell no! its 1pm, time for lunch!
by andIcall June 18, 2011
Get the Morning Dinnermug. (n.) seeds containing the chemical LSA which when ingested in large amounts (over 150) can cause one to have a psychedelic experience similar to LSD.
by logos November 7, 2003
Get the morning gloriesmug. A blowjob or handjob (see Wristy) given in the morning by your girlfriend leaving you feeling like Top Shit. Usually before work, school, college or a sports game.
by Aldran November 17, 2009
Get the Morning Jobmug. When you wake up late for work or class and run to the shower, hop in and eat a soggy poptart, followed by brushing and flossing your teeth while at the same time expelling urine and if needed, pooping. The whole process should be under 3 minutes in length.
Other morning things, such as clipping toenails or fingernails may also be done in the shower if done fast. Masturbation may only be done if done so under 60 seconds so it may not be suitable for females unless they can achieve a quick climax.
Other morning things, such as clipping toenails or fingernails may also be done in the shower if done fast. Masturbation may only be done if done so under 60 seconds so it may not be suitable for females unless they can achieve a quick climax.
Jon woke up late for class and had to swap his usual routine of reading the newspaper and sipping coffee for a morning dash. Unfortunately Jon had to take a fat poop and it clogged the shower drain.
by Alex is Sparta December 9, 2008
Get the Morning dashmug. by kyle jaswal December 13, 2004
Get the morn hornmug. by Jake Devens February 27, 2005
Get the Morning Starmug. by Nasty Nate the Dragon Slayer August 20, 2009
Get the Good Morningmug.