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Heather

In reference to Conan Gray’s song titled Heather.

The term was popularized by it’s use on the app TikTok, where people often use Conan’s song to describe wishing they were “Heather” (1).

Alternatively, people also use the song and term to showcase the “Heathers” in their lives (2).

1. “Heather” is a person who someone loses their crush to/ who they are chosen second to.

2. “Heather” is also, at the same time, a beautiful person inside and out. So you can’t even really hate “Heather”, despite just losing your love interest to them.

*note: “Heather” is often used in a gender-neutral way. Boys can also be described as “Heathers”, despite it sounding traditionally feminine*
1. He picked a Heather over me.

2. Who do you think our school’s “Heather” is?
by -wish_i_were_heather- August 15, 2020
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Heathered

folded, bitched, flaked, blacked out, pulled trig, fucked up, screwed up
"you fucking heathered"
"she drank so much she heathered"
by heathered May 6, 2018
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Heather

Noun.

A promiscuous female with a tendency to lie, deceive, and cheat her way to gaining whatever she wants, without remorse.
Dude, what happened?

The bitch left me, took my PS5, right after fucking my roommate!

Damn, what a fucking Heather!
by IdntgivaFOX April 20, 2024
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heather

“omg you’re heather”
what do you mean? catarina is obviously heather! look at her!”
by allfaxnocapanonymousbitch August 24, 2020
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Heather

She is someone who he will always choose over you. She is not necessarily prettier than you or has better qualities than you. You can literally be the prettiest girl yet he would choose her. She is a heather.
Omg she is such a Heather
by theoneyourelookingfor September 18, 2020
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Heathers

The best musical every. It is loved by all except for people who are iether stupid or dumb.
That musical was great but not as good as heathers.
Wait you don’t like heathers, leave.
by Lizzie Chadwick April 5, 2019
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Heather

Heather: A name given to a fat hideously ugly low bred scottish whore from a family of scum bags, A common trait is being born from a whore mother who has had numerous children with different men.

Often known for being delusional about own success & place in the world.

People named Heather are often bastards who's fathers hate & disown them & new step fathers equally hate them but can not disown them because they rely on the Whore mothers meger income to survive.

Due to scottish heritage Heather is filthy dirty and has revolting personal hygiene, Constantly passing gas due to rank scottish diet & having a stinking vagina are common for Heather.

KEY NOTES FOR HEATHER.
1: FAT UGLY.
2: STINKING VAGINA.
3: HUMAN TOILET
4: SCUM BAG FROM A LONG LINE OF SCUMBAGS.
5 DELUSIONAL ABOUT SELF WORTH & PLACE IN THE WORLD.
6: BORN FROM A WHORE MOTHER.
HEATHER: "I'm a CEO at a very important IT company, No one else can do the job right so I have to do everything !"

PERSON: "No you answer the phone at a telemarketing business no one has ever heard of you fuck ugly human toilet...."

HEATHERS FREINDS: "Heather's Vagina stinks because her whore mother taught her to wipe her arse the wrong way after a shit, She dose it back to front & smears the shit into her vagina "
by ROBBYFORTUNEISAFAGGOT January 6, 2023
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