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he-bitch-man-slap 

One of the choice weapons in any reputable pimp's arsenal. Not quite as good as a pimp slap, as the he-bitch-man-slap can only be used to pimps to male gigolos. However any such threat of the he-bitch-man-slap should be backed up by a wavering of the pimp hand and should make the bitch cower like jelly being eaten by a wobbly man from jim davidson's generation game.

In short: Weapon for controlling He-bitches
"Don't make me he-bitch-man-slap you man!"

bro said he knew a spot 

A phrase used for recognition of a friend, accomplice, or close companion for knowing of a “spot”/location (usually somewhere hidden; concealed) where 2 or more people can meet up to get “high” off of a controlled substance(s).

This “spot” is usually far outdoors, has a good view, is typically isolated from the public and isn’t known of by many people. This “spot” can also consist of being in abandoned buildings, homes, etc.
Man I really wanna hit a joint rn
Aye it’s fine bro said he knew a spot remember?

Fuckalyoot he tryna get some Suckleyang 

Fuckalyoot he tryna get some suckleyang (phrase): A playful expression used among friends to describe someone's interest in obtaining a hairstyle where the colors white and black gracefully blend into one another, reminiscent of the yin-yang symbol. It signifies a desire for a visually striking and balanced haircut, symbolizing harmony and embracing duality. The phrase is a jovial way of referring to a friend's stylistic aspirations, emphasizing their pursuit of a distinctive look
Hey, my man! I see you rocking that new hairstyle with the white and black fade. Fuckalyoot he tryna get some Suckleyang Looking sharp, embracing that yin-yang vibe!

u can't drown satan he can fucking swim

i hav no idea im hella drunk my loves¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i mean why would someone put this in a sentence

Guy1: *shows le middle finger*
Guy2: Fuck off Jerry
Guy1: u can't drown satan he can fucking swim

He Touched My Shoulder Story 

A story told by someone in which they discuss their crush. The story is long and plotty, and the end is something along the lines of "and then...he touched my shoulder!" - a moment clearly exhilerating for the person telling the story, but that leaves the audience confused and expecting more from such a long winded story.
"so we went to the park on friday after the movies, and we were walking around and he bought us all ice cream from some random crazy vendor named frank, and then we were talking about his new car and its red, and then he touched my shoulder!"

he burnt my shake 

A line said by a backround character in a episode of SpongeBob SqaurePants.
Damn! That dumb fucker! He burnt my shake!