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haveth

Same meaning as "have" but said by a fancy British person.
"I haveth jorked my shit yet." - Fancy British Person

"Haveth you observed me while I commenced my act of jorking" - Another Fancy British Person
by 1739173 December 12, 2024
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haveth

Same meaning as "have" but said by a fancy British person.
"I haveth jorked my shit yet." - Fancy British Person

"Haveth you observed me while I commenced my act of jorking" - Another Fancy British Person
by 1739173 December 12, 2024
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Hawee

Adjective: To describe a person in a positive and exclamatory light.

Verb: To Hawee: to exclaim in joy or greet someone cheerfully.

Common symbolism associated with 'Hawee' includes pineapples, doughnuts, the character Pusheen and the Squishable plushes, particularly the Massive Pineapple Squishable (32" tall).
Adjective:
Ur so Hawee ilysm.

Verb:
everyone hawee bc yay.
by idiakissesnathy December 12, 2024
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Hatetricity

Hatetricity (n.): the resentful, undermining energy directed at someone by their own close communityhostility, envy, or contempt from people who would ordinarily be expected to support or honor them.
Behind those fake laughs and claps, there was a tidal wave of hatetricity ready to pull him under once she let her guard down.

When unsolicited negative comments become a pattern, you know it’s a simple case of hatetricity.
by fRyDaYkNiGhT February 25, 2026
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Hawtdog

A "hawtdog" is the unholy fusion of backyard barbecue cuisine and unspeakably filthy passion. It begins innocently like a classic hotdog but spirals into madness real fast. Imagine a hotdog bun, soft and submissively split open, begging to be filled. Now imagine a wiener, throbbing with anticipation, sliding right between those buns like it was born for it. Then it's smothered in a wave of thick, creamy "special sauce" that drips, oozes, and splashes like it just escaped from a latenight commercial you shouldn’t have watched with your parents in the room.

But that’s just the surface.

In the sexier version, a "hawtdog" is when a person (often the more buns-oriented individual) has their glorious glutes parted, and another person slots in their meat missile right between the cheeks, no penetration, just cheeks and heat. The friction builds. The tension rises. The sauce is incoming. And when it finally erupts? It’s a mayo-splosion all over the crack canyon, leaving a dripping, sticky masterpiece that looks like a $2 convenience store hotdog met a night of regret and ecstasy. Sexy? Questionable. Messy? Absolutely. Delicious? That’s between you and your god.

Called a hawtdog because it's not just hot, it's hawt with a "W", which stands for "Wow! Nice cock."
Last night got wild. He gave me the full hawtdog treatment. I still smell like mustard and shame.
by glizzybandit69 May 16, 2025
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Hawktuahgenarian

a man who is too old for intercourse and can only have oral sex
According to Milo Yiannopoulos, Donald Trump is a hawktuahgenarian
by Harley Knower July 9, 2025
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