The Dirty Hammer is a spin off of the original hammer. It begins when a girl is sucking on your balls and makes her way down to your chocolate starfish. Once she is there you proceed to execute the hammer, but you shart performing the awe inspiring Dirty Hammer. If chunks or squirts of feces do not exit your chocolate starfish, you suck at life and should be reading the hammer.
by Jermo B April 9, 2008
Get the The Dirty Hammermug. When you get past being drunk drunk, you´re hammered Drunk. Hammered drunk is drunk X drunk when vision is extremly blurry and you wake up saying "damn, i dont remember shiiiiiiit"
by Rabanova December 27, 2009
Get the Hammered Drunkmug. by Zorgo September 12, 2005
Get the hammered assmug. A saying used to describe the expulsion of a large bowl movement that's urgency grows quickly and unexpectedly.
"Damn Griff, that Old Country Buffet really got me. Stop at this Dunkin Donuts so I can drop a hammer."
by SwankyJohn October 9, 2014
Get the Drop a Hammermug. by Drchoco September 6, 2017
Get the hammer drillmug. When a dude gels his pubes in a part down the middle with hair pointing straight down on each side. Pubes should resemble the nail-remover on a hammer.
by S.E.Mc-D February 17, 2009
Get the Clammer Hammermug. We was down all night. No sleep and now I got hammered beef today. Sore ass dick.
She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.
After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.
She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.
After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
Get the Hammered Beefmug.