Helping other people

I'm other people to you. Have you helped me?

Idiot "Helping other people is great! That's why I do it in a vague and amorphous way that doesn't actually constitute helping anyone. See, if I help people in this way, they give me credit for changing their lives and I don't have to have to actually do anything. Which is why self-help is so lucrative. Then, I get to tell myself I'm helping people and I get money for it."

Hym "But, by your own logic, if I didn't write the Joker and, therefore, shouldn't be paid for doing it... Then you don't actually help anyone and shouldn't be paid. What's more, I ACTUALLY WROTE the words the Joaquin Phoenix said in the movie whereas you're just saying that you helped people or taking them at their word... Soooo...."

by Hym Iam January 15, 2023

Help

Something you wont find no matter where you go.
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Little billy: hey can i have help?
Father: no

by You cant escape February 3, 2023

anti-help

noun: a person whose deeds or actions to contribute to a scenario are less effective and counter productive to the goal of the outcome.

verb: The objective is further behind the goal because of the intervention of "assistance".

Every time he cleans, the house is messier that when we started. I don't need this anti-help making more work for me. Ugh.

by strwbrrygrrl February 7, 2023

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god

my bones hurt

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.

by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023

OH GOD HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE CRINGEY IDIOT INFLUENCERS ARE INFECTING ME WITH THEIR STUPIDITY I DON'T WANT TO BE ONE OF THEM OH NO THEY ARE CATCHING UP SAVE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- 🎵I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN THE BARBIE WO-O-ORLD!🎵

OH GOD HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID I TRY SEARCHING FOR THAT PERSON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Ronit ^_^ October 14, 2023

Negative Helpful

The misinterpretation of someone's genuine efforts to problem-solve, provide solutions, or meet goals as being negative or pessimistic. Often encountered in workplaces or group projects where constructive feedback is misconstrued as criticism.

Every time I suggest a way to improve our process, they label me as "negative". I'm just trying to make things work better!
Chrystal wasn't being a downer; she was just being negative helpful. He genuinely wants the project to succeed.

by ca127316 October 17, 2023

HELP

someone who uses help is a person who wants there ex back and is secretly craving nice lesbian sex!! If someone sends u “HELP” this means they want u to take there clothes of and have sex with them, and yes this also counts for when they type help wrong.

“HELP ME”

by pussyeater234 October 21, 2023