Gratuitous breast grab

An opportunity moment for a casual cupping of a breast - often catching the owner by pleasant surprise
“Shaznee was making tea in the kitchen so I took a gratuitous breast grab

“I love Elise so much that I often take a gratuitous breast grab”
by The Gold Miner December 13, 2017
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Grab My Musket

A euphamism for male masturbation, i.e., apply lip gloss, bash the bishop, beat it, beat off, beat (one's) meat, beat the bishop, buck the slobbering donkey, choke the chicken, crack one off, date Mrs. Palmer, fap, five knuckle shuffle, flog (one's) log, have a date with Rosie Palmer and her five sisters, have a tug of war with Cyclops, have a wank, jack off, jerk it , jerk off, jerk (one's) gherkin, junior Olympic pole vaulting, paint the ceiling, play pocket pinball, polish (one's) knob, pound (one's) pud – pudwhack, pud wrestle, punch the clown, punch the munchkin, rough up the suspect, rub one off, rub one out, slap the salami, spank it, spank (one's) monkey, stroke the salami, wank off – wax the carrotwax the dolphin, whack it, whack off.

Phrase coined on 10/26/2016 by ex-Congressman Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom.
"On November 9th if Trump loses I'm gonna Grab My Musket. You in?"
by metalmixtress October 27, 2016
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grabbing a chocolate bar

for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/biracial/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors. For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.
if you are not a Don Juan,do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.
by Sexydimma April 26, 2014
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grab some mommy

To have intercourse with your wife
The kids were asleep so he decided to grab some mommy.
by Vatu September 02, 2019
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grab some pine

to get action. Can be used as a question to ask if a friend got some without alerting other people. Or can be used as an exclamation of encouragement to encourage a nervous friend to go for it.
by jrobfodamoney33 January 06, 2010
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Barehanded Meat Grab

When a man grabs another mans penis without a glove or mesh knight hand cover.
My friend called this guy a faggot. The guy replied with,"If im a faggot then pull out your cock and I will grab it." So he pulls out his cock and the guy gives him a barehanded meat grab.
by Mandiggler October 27, 2009
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grab a dick day

On september 20 grab as many dicks as possible!! it’s grab a dick day😂 let yo inner hoe out for a whole 24 hrs and challenge your friends to do the same
maddie: omg i just grabbed jason’s dick that make 7

sky: haha i already grabbed 12

maddie: ahh i love grab a dick day
by hoegirl69 September 18, 2019
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