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thigh grab week

From april 29- march 3 everyone is grabbing thighs.
it’s thigh grab week lemme get you
by amynomus April 26, 2019
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grab some mommy

To have intercourse with your wife
The kids were asleep so he decided to grab some mommy.
by Vatu September 1, 2019
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Grab Titty November

It's that time of year to grab some girls/guys titties!
Person 1: Bro, It's Grab Titty November
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: You can grab anyone's titties
Person 2: Hell yeah!
by Scr3am November 2, 2019
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Grab My Musket

A euphamism for male masturbation, i.e., apply lip gloss, bash the bishop, beat it, beat off, beat (one's) meat, beat the bishop, buck the slobbering donkey, choke the chicken, crack one off, date Mrs. Palmer, fap, five knuckle shuffle, flog (one's) log, have a date with Rosie Palmer and her five sisters, have a tug of war with Cyclops, have a wank, jack off, jerk it , jerk off, jerk (one's) gherkin, junior Olympic pole vaulting, paint the ceiling, play pocket pinball, polish (one's) knob, pound (one's) pud – pudwhack, pud wrestle, punch the clown, punch the munchkin, rough up the suspect, rub one off, rub one out, slap the salami, spank it, spank (one's) monkey, stroke the salami, wank off – wax the carrot – wax the dolphin, whack it, whack off.

Phrase coined on 10/26/2016 by ex-Congressman Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom.
"On November 9th if Trump loses I'm gonna Grab My Musket. You in?"
by metalmixtress October 26, 2016
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grab some pine

to get action. Can be used as a question to ask if a friend got some without alerting other people. Or can be used as an exclamation of encouragement to encourage a nervous friend to go for it.
"you grab some pine?"
"Grab some pine!"
by jrobfodamoney33 January 6, 2010
mugGet the grab some pinemug.

Barehanded Meat Grab

When a man grabs another mans penis without a glove or mesh knight hand cover.
My friend called this guy a faggot. The guy replied with,"If im a faggot then pull out your cock and I will grab it." So he pulls out his cock and the guy gives him a barehanded meat grab.
by Mandiggler November 13, 2009
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Grab pussy months

A free pas through all October-February to grab any girls pussy and it will be ok. Jump on boys. The next 5 months are a blast!!!
It’s Grab pussy months. Girls look out!!!
by Big man 60 October 18, 2019
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