by ____xxxxsarah____ August 9, 2021

The most wasteful shit....
expending a ton of land and massive amounts of water so old dudes can walk around with each other and not feel gay.
expending a ton of land and massive amounts of water so old dudes can walk around with each other and not feel gay.
by Mhm! ^__^ October 31, 2021

golf isn’t a sport
stfu to any one who thinks that hitting a tiny ball with a metal stick and then running after it is a sport
stfu to any one who thinks that hitting a tiny ball with a metal stick and then running after it is a sport
Jim: Did you see golf on the sports channel last night?
Mark: I heard the broadcaster made a mistake putting it there.
Mark: I heard the broadcaster made a mistake putting it there.
by pseudonyms are weird October 20, 2019

A kind of frisbee golf where there's no whining about sucker punches, elbows, knees, or kicks. Hitting somebody in the face with a frisbee is a hole in one, and if their glasses shatter, you get points taken off your score to make it even lower.
Jonas succumbed to his injuries on hole 18 after a particularly rough round of Full contact frisbee golf.
by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021

by ppaulina February 19, 2022

by AlexthesmallGolfman March 10, 2025

Brandon - ”heyor Leon, I swurr yer da brings his own clubs to crazy golf”
Leon - ” here proper shut up, ma’s loife he doesn’t outstraigh”
Leon - ” here proper shut up, ma’s loife he doesn’t outstraigh”
by Anto. January 22, 2023
