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flying golf cart

friend: “hey wanna jump on the flying golf cart game”
me: “yeah obviously
by ____xxxxsarah____ August 9, 2021
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Golf

The most wasteful shit....
expending a ton of land and massive amounts of water so old dudes can walk around with each other and not feel gay.
Golf is wasteful shit....
by Mhm! ^__^ October 31, 2021
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golf

golf isn’t a sport
stfu to any one who thinks that hitting a tiny ball with a metal stick and then running after it is a sport
Jim: Did you see golf on the sports channel last night?
Mark: I heard the broadcaster made a mistake putting it there.
by pseudonyms are weird October 20, 2019
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Full contact frisbee golf

A kind of frisbee golf where there's no whining about sucker punches, elbows, knees, or kicks. Hitting somebody in the face with a frisbee is a hole in one, and if their glasses shatter, you get points taken off your score to make it even lower.
Jonas succumbed to his injuries on hole 18 after a particularly rough round of Full contact frisbee golf.
by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021
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bricked and golf

The action of having a boner and playing golf at the same time.
Fuuuck, I'm bricked and golf...
by ppaulina February 19, 2022
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Where There's a Hole Play Golf

It means to have sex with anything. it does not matter any hole is a hole in one. There's no limit.
Hey Alex would you fuck a Robot
Alex: Where there's a hole play golf
by AlexthesmallGolfman March 10, 2025
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crazy golf

Crazy golf is golf with a twist! Played for fun and enjoyed by all!
Brandon - ”heyor Leon, I swurr yer da brings his own clubs to crazy golf”
Leon - ” here proper shut up, ma’s loife he doesn’t outstraigh”
by Anto. January 22, 2023
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