Golf Ball Condom

A condom filled with golf balls. Cheaper than buying a wavy dildo.
Girl my Golf Ball Condoms works better than my dildo.
by Kelhonson June 21, 2016
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Golf Hole

A hole that is used to score points in a game of Golf
Either professional or for fun.
A Golf Hole needs a flag.
by Travel25 July 03, 2021
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Bottom Golf

When you are having sex doggie style and slip your thumb in a girls ass hole.
I was going at with my girl last night and decided to bottom golf, she was really into it.
by Darthdaddy99 December 30, 2020
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super golf

When someone is doing some absolute random bullshit that nobody cares about instead of doing what they either need to do or what everyone else wants them to do.
"Dude, quit playin fuckin' super golf and get on your damn XBox"
by Quintarius Ovactarion May 12, 2022
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Go golf yourself

Golf ? Go golf yourself !
by Easyphaee July 03, 2019
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golf talking

Speaking in a whispered tone like you hear on tv when a golfer is about to take a shot. golf, whispering, whisper, talking, speaking, speech, hush
We were in the movie theater and Jack was golf talking throughout the movie, it was so annoying.
by joecoolthefool September 21, 2017
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Golf trip

The pure joy of not hearing ones family because you are far enough away from them. This usually takes place on a trip of some sort where golf is played and large quantities of alcohol are consumed. This rare occurrence usually lasts for 3-5 days and is as infrequent as eggs benedict. Often caused by marriage.
While on a golf trip John asked Did you hear that?
Mike: No
Phil: Me either
by Par 1 and 10 May 20, 2013
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