Golf

A sport which is mainly played by skinny privileged white boys who have severe nicotine addictions, low IQs, and are unathletic in every other sport. However, it is occasionally filled with handsome respectable boys who are simply forced by the boomers in their family to participate in the snooze fest of a sport.
“Didn’t you hear? He plays golf.”
“ Oh shit. Looks like he’s got a 99% chance of being an entitled asshole and a 1% chance of being perfect. Guess i’ll Hope for the 1%.”
by sheratesdogs January 10, 2020
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Golf

When you flick a girl in the clit so hard she has an orgasm.
I made my girl scream last night playing golf.
by Big clit October 24, 2020
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Golf

Flicking a girl in the clit so hard that she has a orgasm
by Big clit October 24, 2020
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Golf

When someone ask for something,they get it and then do not appreciate it, it makes me GOLF about their well being
by Pressurerushadrenalinedropper September 15, 2023
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flying golf cart

The act of sexual intercourse where you fuck in a golf cart
friend: “hey wanna jump on the flying golf cart game”
me: “yeah obviously
by ____xxxxsarah____ August 09, 2021
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crazy golf

Crazy golf is golf with a twist! Played for fun and enjoyed by all!
Brandon - ”heyor Leon, I swurr yer da brings his own clubs to crazy golf”
Leon - ” here proper shut up, ma’s loife he doesn’t outstraigh”
by Anto. January 22, 2023
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rock golf

the act of throwing rocks of a chairlift at certain objects on the ground. each object has a certain point value.
"alex destroyed max in rock golf today on the way down"
by alex July 16, 2004
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