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Goblin Knobbling

The sensation that occurs when a large amount of PCP has entered the cerebelum. This chemically induced state creates a feeling of many a goblin titillating your testicles.
Get off you damn goblins, this aint no self serve buffet.

That goblin knobbling kept me up all night, I couldnt get any sleep.

PCP is a hell of a drug
by Dick Hymen January 12, 2009
mugGet the Goblin Knobblingmug.

sneaky goblin

When man/woman farts and it rolls to the front and, oh so delicately, tickles the balls/clitoris.
Yo bro, you seem a little tense...hemorroids acting up? Nah, just a sneaky goblin.
by Jrmoragf July 18, 2017
mugGet the sneaky goblinmug.

Achilles goblin

Goblin that hides under bleachers or any other object that leaves a space for your heel and slices the tendon on your heel
The Achilles goblin sliced my Achilles heel and I couldn't find him
mugGet the Achilles goblinmug.

Goblin Slayed

a slang term to get raped by someone.
my theory on how sarada will get her mangekyo sharingan is get her GOBLIN SLAYED by shin uchiha clones
by Illumia Diatmonte Zuis November 8, 2018
mugGet the Goblin Slayedmug.

Bench Goblins

Similar to SARM Goblins, bench goblins are most often a large group of teenage boys ages 14-18. They travel in hoards and invade gyms at peak hours. You will most often see them taking up the bench presses or any benches by the dumbbells so they can hit chest for the 4th time in a row during a week. Often times they take up multiple benches during all times of the day to hit a very mediocre set of 135.
“Dude you wanna bench press and set a new PR?”

“Nah we cant, there’s a group of bench goblins taking up the benches, they will be there for at least an hour.”
by Swos July 13, 2022
mugGet the Bench Goblinsmug.

Goblin krew

a gay bboy group that dances to techno. and also likes to do each other..
reeper had sex with gambler to techno music.


Rene: look at that gay goblin krew dancein like there all bad!
by sexyman leon March 16, 2009
mugGet the Goblin krewmug.

gut goblin

A term to be used for a fat/ugly woman's baby or an ugly baby
Nicole keeps talking about her Little Gut Goblin
by DaFinchyCode August 28, 2017
mugGet the gut goblinmug.

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