guitard 

a guitar retard, the kind of person who has to grab a guitar no matter whos it is or where they are or whos playing it just to show off their own lack of skillz

"that guy just grabbed that other guys guitar and started playing it, he's such a guitard"

guitard by Its Me Lenny April 10, 2009

guitar tie 

A tie...made with a guitar.

You take a guitar and smash it on top of someone's head. The neck of the guitar will make a tie.

Warning: If done with an electric guitar, death or hospitalization are very likely outcomes.

A guitar tie can be quite humorous...

but is breaking a guitar really worth it?

guitar tie by Argonak October 16, 2008

guitar 

An instrument used to seduce hot chicks, and smack Satan in the balls. Best used after lots of practice, and with the amp knobs set to 11.

Who's playing that guitar? my daughter has been missing for 3 days!

Satan just cried with pain from that guitar solo.

guitar by god's disciple. September 15, 2010

Guitar Hero 

A game that for some odd reason people seem to find amazing.

It has no realistic approach to teaching people how to play a REAL guitar, it gives kids a false sense of being able to play an instrument, they go and start a crappy band, realize it is indeed crappy, they end up shooting up drugs, get HIV, and die...

All because some ridiculous game.

Person 1: DUDE! I just got the new Guitar Hero!

Me: Which version are they on?

Person 1: 5932!

Me: Oh...can you play the guitar yet?

Person 1: No. ;_;

Guitar Hero by Da Milkman June 4, 2009

guitarheroing 

the act of playing guitar hero

dude im busy, im currently guitarheroing.

what did yu do last night? I was guitarheroing on expert.

me and my friends had a guitarheroing compition. I beat them cus I can play on expert

whats up? nuthin im just guitarheroing

guitarheroing by Jessi­Cuh March 22, 2008

Gritail

Pronounced (gree tail)

A detail that only a girl would ever remember. Generally this is something that a girl remembers when a male and female are in a relationship.

Boyfriend: Do you remember the first time we danced five years ago?

Girlfriend: Yes, you loved how my toenails matched my dress.

Boyfriend: *thinks to self: toenail color? What a gritail.*

Gritail by Chriswashere December 20, 2008

guitar hiking 

hiking with an acoustic guitar or electric with pocket amp for natural acoustics

hey guitar hiking!!!!

guitar hiking by imafish May 9, 2010