Newsprint Grazers

People (usually old), who wander through train carriages picking up left-behind newspapers.

Jim: Hey Bob, are you gonna take that paper with you?
Bob: Nah man! Newsprint Grazers'll take care o' that shit.

by Paterico December 12, 2008

Boot-Gazer

A Boot-Gazer is a person who bends down to look under the bathroom stall in order to see the boots or shoes of the person using the toilet. The act of Boot-Gazing then permits the "Gazer" to find out, undetected, who is in the stall. Sometimes a diversion can be created, like running water or a hand dryer, to mask the sounds of a Boot-Gazing.

"Ron started the faucet and then bent down to look under the stall. He recognized Lew's Boots, thus Ron is a Boot-Gazer".

by Kirk Sullaba Saw September 7, 2007

Kristen Glazer

An extremely attractive human being of the female gender.

Dude, look at that Kristen glazer over there.

by Billy Vanderploonk February 14, 2013

meat gazer

A secretly gay or "curious" male who fixes his eyes upon other men's junk; a gay man

Hey dude... why does it seem like you're always checkin' out other dudes junk? You were totally scoping our servers package you meat gazer!

by Theghost43 February 10, 2015

donut glazer

Lesbian woman who works in construction or other occupations traditionally for males.

Donna and Susie own their own painting contracting business. They are donut glazers too!

by Ken Dog January 1, 2016

Meat Gazer

A female/male who stares at men's packages and try to image the size of it.

I was doing a presentation for work and this meat gazer was at the front row looking at my package. WTH!?!?!?!

by Bose21 September 10, 2016

chow gazer

In basic training a chow gazer is one who takes food from the mess hall and hides it in his locker.

Look what we've got here, (as the drill instructor opens the unlocked foot locker) we have a chow gazer.

by The military boot July 19, 2017