Get A Duck To Do It

A response to a request to do something which you cannot be bothered to do, coined by welsh comedian Rhod Gilbert

a) do the dishes please
b) no, get a duck to do it

by annnnnnnnnnonnnnnnnn November 28, 2009

or get your robot to do it

A smart-ass reply to a question that means "YES" because there is no alternative.

Do you want ME to to mow the lawn?-- Yes. Or get your robot to do it.

by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

Get your ass to class bell

The bell that rings, letting you know that you that class is in a few minutes.

That's just the get your ass to class bell, we've still got six minutes.

by faerygirl956 February 10, 2006

get the groundhog to see his shadow

my dear breaking bad fans, it means to get a boner

marie: If I can get the groundhog to see his shadow, you get on right out of this hospital Hank. (paraphrased)
hank: I never get erections

by terribleDefinitionsInc August 24, 2022

Welcome to LA now get the fuck to work!

What one yells out loud to ones self and to others in their car in the morning hours between 6:30 a.m. and 9 a.m. when going to play golf on a weekday morning with friends while everyone else on the road is trying to get to work, worried about being late to their job in the heavy stand still traffic in the greater Los Angeles area, because of the greater than average number of people who moves to Los Angeles because the weather is so great and can't afford to take a day off due to high real estate prices. You and your friends on the other hand could care less about the traffic because you are on your way to play golf and want everyone else to burn in it by exclaiming this.

"Hey So in SO I just got a new $500.00 driver and a new set of irons, and Oh check out that poor bastard cursing the traffic on the 405 south who probably has another 30 miles to drive before he gets to his job," Oh well, "Welcome to LA now get the fuck to work!" HA ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

by Scollar January 15, 2013

Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

20. Items 1-19

“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022

I have to go get milk from the store

The act of needing to go get milk from the store.

I have to go get milk from the store.

by Ihavetogogetmilkfromthestore February 18, 2022